On the other hand, if the accused, by the aid of one of those miracles
of which the world is so full, were to present the outlines of actual
personal beauty, through whose agency common sensual minds are appealed
to so easily, how slight would his difficulties be! In that event,
so far as her advocate was concerned, the gilt would be off the
gingerbread, his achievement would cease to be astonishing. Indeed,
so finely tempered was his arrogance that to undertake the defence of
one of this kind would be distasteful to it, so small would be the
field afforded for personal glory. Rather than have to deal with one
who could be trusted to be her own most efficient advocate, he would
prefer that a veritable harpy out of a sewer should be placed in the
dock. Could he have been allowed the privilege of choosing a theme for
his powers, he believed that he should best consult the dictates of his
talent by asking for a commonplace, unillumined woman of forty to be
put up.
Deciding at last to seek an interview with the accused, he set forth
to the offices of his client in Chancery Lane. On his way thither he
occupied himself with drawing the portrait of the ideal subject as his
mind conceived her. She would be forty, with her hair turning gray.
She would be a plain, drab, slightly elusive figure, cowed a little by
life, the privations she had undergone, and the ignominy and terror of
her situation. The positive, the actual would be to seek in her; she
would offer no target for too facile sympathies. Her inaccessibility
to all suggestions of romance or of picturesqueness would lend to
her predicament that extreme peril which it would be her advocate’s
chief glory to surmount. All the same, he desired no ghoul, but a
human being. She might be visibly stained, buffeted, common, broken,
devoid of a meaning to eyes that were unacquainted with the poetry of
misfortune, the irony of blunt truths; yet let a few rags of her sex
remain, let her be capable of humiliation, of being rendered in piteous
fear.
At the offices of Messrs. Whitcomb and Whitcomb in Chancery Lane he was
informed that the senior partner was anxiously awaiting him.
“Ah, here you are at last!” exclaimed the solicitor, rising to receive
him. “I thought you would have been round before.”
“I suppose you only honor a silk gown with a consultation in his own
chambers?” said Northcote.
“Chambers, you call them! Well, did we not hold it last night?”
“One cannot very well hold a consultation with one’s client before one
receives one’s brief.”
“What dignity!”
“Is it not at least half the stock in trade of mediocrity?”
“What modesty! Do I take it that the rather formidable ’Ercles vein of
last night is really no more?”
“You may not. It is waxing higher and higher.”
“Defend us, gentle heaven and pious gods!”
“A truce to these pleasantries. Put on your hat and take me to the jail
to see the accused.”
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