English fiction -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction
Rupert was cynical about it. “It’s like getting engaged to a barmaid in
the full and certain knowledge that you can’t buy her off,” he said and
that “Barmaid” indicated what he secretly thought of the show-mills of
Lancashire. But he was not proposing resistance; he was going into this
with open eyes; he knew what had happened to that recreant Hepplestall
who, so to speak, had broken his vows--the man who bolted, last heard
of as a hanger-on in a gambling hell in Dawson City, “combined,” the
informant had said, “with opium.” It wasn’t for Rupert. He knew on which
side his bread was buttered. But “Damn the hors d’ouvres,” he said.
“Damn to-day.” Then, “Pull yourself together. Won’t do to look peevish.
Come, be a little prince.”
He composed in front of the mirror a compromise between boyish eagerness
and an overwhelming sense of a dignified occasion, surveyed his
reflection and decided that he was hitting off very neatly the
combination of aspects which his father would expect. Then he jeered
at his efforts and the jeer degenerated into an agitated giggle: he was
uncomfortably nervous; “This prince business wants getting used to,” he
said, recapturing his calculated expression and going downstairs to the
breakfast room.
Only his father and mother were there. To-night there would be a dinner
attended by such uncles as were not abroad in the service of the firm,
but for the present he was spared numbers and it seemed a very ordinary
birthday when his mother kissed him with good wishes and his father
shook his hand and left a ten pound note in it.
He expected an oration from his father, but what Sir Philip said was
“Tyldesley’s not out, Rupert. 143. Would you like to go to Old Trafford
after lunch?”
“To-day!” he gasped. Could normal things like cricket co-exist with his
ordeal?
“Yes, I think I can spare the time this afternoon,” and so on, to
a discussion of Lancashire’s chances of being the champion
county--anything to put the boy at his ease. Sir Philip had been through
that ordeal himself. He talked cricket informally, but what he was
thinking was “Shall I tell him he’s forgotten to put a tie on or shall
I take him round the place without?” But he could hardly introduce a
tie-less heir to the departmental managers, who, if they were employees
had salaries running up to fifteen hundred a year, with bonus, and were,
quite a surprising number of them, magistrates. So he proceeded to let
the boy down gently. “Heredity’s a queer thing,” he said. “It’s natural
to think of it to-day, and I shall have some instances to tell you of
later, when we get down to the office. But what sets me on it now is
that precisely the same accident happened to me on my sixteenth birthday
as has happened to you. I forgot my tie.”
“Oh, Lord!” Rupert was aghast, feeling with twitching fingers for the
tie that wasn’t there.
“I take it as a happy omen that you should have done the same.”
“You really did forget yours, dad?”
“Really,” lied Sir Philip.
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