"She said a good deal," replied Aunt Eliza. "Naturally she was pretty
mad, for the beast had done a heap of damage, but she was bound to admit
you weren't to blame for its getting loose, and, as I pointed out to
her, you had a right to pay for your board and lodging if you chose,
though, from the looks of her ramshackle old place, I thought you'd
given more than the accommodation was worth. Besides which there were
grievances and plenty on your side of the question. By her own showing
she hadn't been decently civil to you, and had turned over that monster
to your deserted and defenceless wife, and cast my nephew adrift, and
tried to send my niece home with the butler. Her ladyship saw the
justice of my remarks. She means well, but her training's against her.
When I came to the elephant, though, I struck a snag, for she gave me
to understand that she'd turned it off the place and never wanted to
hear of it again. 'Now, your ladyship,' says I, 'turning an elephant
adrift in the world isn't like casting your bread upon the waters;
you're bound to find it before many days.' And I hadn't more than got
the words out of my mouth when in came that telegram from the mayor,
saying that traffic was blocked on the railway in both directions, and
nine people arrested, all along of that beast. Her ladyship's lawyer,"
continued Aunt Eliza, indicating a gentleman of unmistakably legal
appearance who had followed her into the room, "backed me up by pointing
out that the deed of gift was good, and the elephant her property, and
that she'd be obliged to pay for any damage it might do; after which she
climbed down from her ancestral tree quick enough, and was willing to
listen to reason. So here I am, and here is the lawyer; and now, if you
please, we will attend to business."
This she proceeded to do, and in an amazingly short space of time, with
the authority of the lawyer, had settled the scruples of the mayor;
received a release of indebtedness from the Consul, who willingly
surrendered his papers, declaring that he had had "more than twenty
pounds' worth of fun out of the elephant"; and transferred the documents
to the lawyer, with instructions to sell the beast to the original
consignees at Southampton, and to remit the purchase-money to the
elephant man, less the twenty pounds for damages, which, she added,
"Just cancels his debt to the Consul, making him square on the
transaction."
The lawyer patted his hands, saying:
"Very well argued, Miss Cogbill."
"Lady Melton," said Aunt Eliza, turning to Mr. and Mrs. Scarsdale and
Mr. and Mrs. Allingford, "has authorised me to say, on her behalf, that
she overlooks and regrets the events of the last few days, and wishes
them to be forgotten. In token of which she requests you four to dine
with her, and spend the night at Melton Court; and I may add that
you'll be fools if you don't accept." After which dissent was
impossible.
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