Hereward, the Last of the EnglishKingsley, Charles
History
Hereward, the Last of the English
Kingsley, Charles
Great Britain -- History -- To 1066 -- Fiction
“Siward Barn, as they call him, the boy Orgar, and Thurkill Barn. Those
are the knights. Egelwin, bishop of Durham, is there too; and besides
them all, and above them all, Hereward. The like of that knight I may
have seen. His better saw I never.”
“Sir fool!” said Earl Warrenne, who had not yet--small blame to
him--forgotten his brother’s death. “They have soused thy brains with
their muddy ale, till thou knowest not friend from foe. What! hast
thou to come hither praising up to the King’s Majesty such an outlawed
villain as that, with whom no honest knight would keep company?”
“If you, Earl Warrenne, ever found Dade drunk or lying, it is more than
the King here has done.”
“Let him speak, Earl,” said William. “I have not an honester man in my
camp; and he speaks for my information, not for yours.”
“Then for yours will I speak, Sir King. These men treated me knightly,
and sent me away without ransom.”
“They had an eye to their own profit, it seems,” grumbled the Earl.
“But force me they did to swear on the holy Gospels that I should tell
your Majesty the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And
I keep my oath,” quoth Dade.
“Go on, then, without fear or favor. Are there any other men of note in
the island!”
“No.”
“Are they in want of provisions?”
“Look how they have fattened me.”
“What do they complain of?”
“I will tell you, Sir King. The monks, like many more, took fright at
the coming over of our French men of God to set right all their filthy,
barbarous ways; and that is why they threw Ely open to the rebels.”
“I will be even with the sots,” quoth William.
“However, they think that danger blown over just now; for they have a
story among them, which, as my Lord the King never heard before, he may
as well hear now.”
“Eh?”
“How your Majesty should have sent across the sea a whole shipload of
French monks.”
“That have I, and will more, till I reduce these swine into something
like obedience to his Holiness of Rome.”
“Ah, but your Majesty has not heard how one Bruman, a valiant English
knight, was sailing on the sea and caught those monks. Whereon he tied
a great sack to the ship’s head, and cut the bottom out, and made every
one of those monks get into that sack and so fall through into the sea;
whereby he rid the monks of Ely of their rivals.”
“Pish! why tell me such an old-wives’ fable, knight?”
“Because the monks believe that old-wives’ fable, and are stout-hearted
and stiff-necked accordingly.”
“The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Church,” said William’s
chaplain, a pupil and friend of Lanfranc; “and if these men of Belial
drowned every man of God in Normandy, ten would spring up in their
places to convert this benighted and besotted land of Simonites and
Balaamites, whose priests, like the brutes which perish, scruple not to
defile themselves and the service of the altar with things which they
impudently call their wives.”
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