Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
Sayest thou so, perfect thought? It is sweet madness? Oh, ho, ho, ho! A
thing of now, and then no longer! Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but
nothing--nothing! Is not that transcendant sorrow--madness?
BEAUTY
(_Caressingly._) Oh, think not so, Lord! Think not so! A dear dream! A
wondrous dream!
THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
(_Darkly and broodingly._) What am I? What art thou? What are these?
(_He waves a vast hand._) What it all is I cannot think--or why--or
whence--or where. I dream and sleep--I sleep and dream! Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Oh, ho, ho, ho! A dream! A dream! Sayest thou a sweet dream? A sweet
dream! Oh, ho, ho, ho! I have lost the key! I have lost the key! (_He
laughs loudly, sadly._)
AMBITION
(_In the background, rumbling._) He has lost the key! He has lost the
key!
BEAUTY
A sweet dream, Lord! A sweet dream! Sleep no more, Lord! Sleep no more!
It is all too sweet! Sleep no more! (_She smiles._)
AMBITION
(_Restlessly._) He dreams but useless things! We grow to thin nothings!
(_He clanks his armor weakly._)
PITY
Think kindly, Lord! Kind and tender thoughts! It is best ever!
THE POWERS OF DARKNESS
(_Rumbling._) Hail! Let Hope be forgotten! And Love! And Pity! Hail!
BEAUTY
(_Rising and laying a hand upon his brow._) Lord, I am thy first-born.
After me came these. (_She motions to_ HOPE, PITY, REASON.) I am thy
first thought, thy thought of Beauty! Say it! Remember me! Forget me
not! All else avails so little! And think thou not on Ambition or Hate.
They would destroy--even me! Even me! (_She smiles._)
THE POWERS OF DARKNESS
(_Thundering_:) Yea, even Beauty, Lord! What is Beauty to thee?
THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
(_Gazing dully._) Beauty! Beauty! Can I remember thee always, even
though I would? Thine eyes! What is it I meant by thine eyes? (_He
gazes into them._) Mad! Mad! Mad!
AMBITION
(_Angrily, clanking his armor._) He drools and dreams! Me, his best
thought--his greatest--he forgets! I am his horror, his strength, his
despair, his power--yet he thinks not on me! Beauty! Beauty! And I wait
in shadow! I, his rage--yet he sleeps in vagrom thoughts of beauty!
Awake, Lord! Forget these pale shadows! Are not thy darker thoughts
better? Think thou on me! On Power! Come, Hate! Come, Anger! Come,
Despair! Come, Fear! Sit ye all with me!
FEAR
Only let me return unto thee, Lord! I fear! I fear!
BEAUTY
(_To_ AMBITION, _angrily_.) And if he thought on thee, what then?
Storms, horrors, all blackness and rage! Thou art such! Is not Beauty
better?--this light?--this song?--these Cherubim and Seraphim? Wilt thou
have naught but shadow? Avaunt! To think on thee is death, destruction,
the end of all! Oh, no, Lord! Oh, no, no, no! Put them all hence! Think
thou on me! Are not all thy fair dreams, in which suns cluster and
lovely forms bud forth, more to thee than these, thy darker? (_She
smiles winningly._)
THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE
(_Heavily._) I am that I am!
AMBITION
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