Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
What made Rome great? _Senatus populusque Romanus._ The Senate supplied
the leadership, the people the impulse and force, which spread the
dominion of the shepherds of the Seven Hills until it ruled the world
from Scotland to the Nubian Desert and the confines of India. What is
the secret of the Roman church’s preëminence? Leadership? Autocracy? In
the early Christian church these were lacking. Think or say what you
will of its results, but consider it. In so far as the early Christians
were concerned they were all “brethren,” like the Russians of to-day and
the citizens of the French Revolution. Each early Christian community
elected its deacons; the deacons elected the priests; the priests
elected the bishops; the bishops elected the cardinals; and the
cardinals the pope. Before the Catholic church began to attain to its
strength, however, the process was reversed: the pope appointed the
cardinal, he the bishop, the bishop the priest. Then the deacons were
selected by the priest, in certain cases some deacons were elective, but
then the priest and deacon, appointed by the bishop, constituted the
majority of the board. It was then, and then only, that the Roman church
began to flourish truly. The ambition of man had full scope, his vanity.
Apparently the world hitherto has not been able to do or live without
it. On the authorization basis of leadership the Roman church, the most
impressive organization in human history, has stood for seventeen
centuries.
But take our own Standard Oil Company. Who built it? Who used to caution
all his lieutenants never to talk, to keep everything a secret,
particularly its prosperity? And has not the blessing of cheap oil been
extended to all the world? Who selected strong, ambitious men and set
them to planning the monopoly of oil for their personal and private
benefit, dickered with the railroads and cut the throats of his rivals
via the rebate? Does his name have to be written here? Call him a
scoundrel, scoff at autocracy and high and mighty plutocrats. After all,
can a man or a woman become a safe or dictatorial plutocrat without
having something to offer which makes his plutocracy and his
dictatorship bearable? Have mere dull tyrants anywhere ever lasted long?
Have they ever had brains enough? Most of Rome’s worst emperors were
slain in anywhere from three to five years. The tyrants of Asia and
Africa last, if they do, because the people are as dull as themselves,
or their rule is agreeable to them.
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