Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
As long ago as 1875 Ernst Haeckel, the eminent German scientist,
complained that the judges and legislatures of his day and country had
“but a superficial acquaintance with that chief and peculiar object of
their activity--the human organism and its most important function, the
human mind,” and that they had no time for anything save “an exhaustive
study of beer and wine and the noble art of fencing.” If that could be
said of intellectual Germany in his day how much more and worse could be
judicated of the American jurist and legislator in America to-day. The
shabby mess which finance and trade rivalries make of our laws and our
halls of legislation--the mental equipment of the average politician,
his henchmen, the legislator and the judge--the hall boys of finance,
and at the same time of religious and therefore arbitrary moral dogma
which they have become, the petty ignoramuses we see on every hand
legislating for the people or interpreting the laws once they are thus
formulated! Haeckel wrote sadly of the judges and law enactors in his
day: “No one can maintain that their condition to-day is in harmony with
our advanced knowledge of this world”--and, certainly, in America
to-day, fifty years later, not a week passes in which we do not read of
legislative deeds and legal decisions which make a thinking man sigh.
Consider the slavish acceptance of religious and moral and financial
dictation from self-interested and equally ignorant people, the running
here and there to find what is temporarily expedient--what will satisfy
or quiet the public for an hour; what will keep them from losing their
petty jobs--by the politicians and legislators and so-called statesmen
and judges; the complete ignorance of every congressman and senator and
state legislator and judge and lawyer as to the commonest facts of
biology, psychology, sociology, economics, and history! One president,
Roosevelt, admitted that he could in no way understand economics. Yet
once the average country or city law student has mastered a few hundred
paragraphs of law he is ready to hire out to the nearest corporation, to
legislate for the people, to prefix “Hon.” to his name and set up in
business as a judge or a statesman.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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