Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
America I fear can be most aptly pictured as the land of Bottom the
Weaver; and by Bottom I mean the tradesman or manufacturer who by reason
of his enthusiasm for the sale of paints or powder or threshing machines
or coal has accumulated wealth, and in consequence and by reason of the
haphazard privileges of democracy, has strayed into a position of
counsellor, or even dictator, not in regard to the things about which he
might readily be supposed to know, but about the many things about which
he would be much more likely not to know: art, science, philosophy,
morals, public policy in general. You recall Bottom, of course, in “A
Midsummer Night’s Dream,” unconscious of his furry ears and also of the
fact that he does not know how to play the lion’s part; that it is more
difficult than mere roaring. Here he is now, in America, enthroned as a
lion, and in his way he is an epitome of the Anglo-Saxon temperament.
Bottom is so wise in his own estimation. He never once suspects his
furry ears or that he is not a perfect actor in the rôle of the
lion--or, if you will take it for what it is meant, the arts. He is just
a dull weaver really, made by this dream of our Constitution (“an
exposition of sleep” come upon him) into a roaring lion--in his own
estimation. No one must say that Bottom is not; he will be driven out of
the country, deported or exiled. No one must presume to practice the
arts save as Bottom understands them. If you do, presto, there is his
henchman Comstock and all Comstockery to take you into custody. Men who
have come here from foreign shores (England excepted) have been amazed
at Bottom’s ears and his presumption in passing upon what is a lion’s
part in life. Indeed he is the Anglo-Saxon temperament personified. He
is convinced that liberty was not made for Oberon or Peaseblossom or
Cobweb or Mustard, but for bishops and executives and wholesale grocers
and men who have become vastly rich canning tomatoes or selling oil. The
great desire of Bottom is for all of us to have furry ears and long, and
to believe that he is the greatest actor in the world. He is bewildered
by a world that will not play Pyramus his way. Quince, Snug, Flute,
Snout and Starveling (all those who came over with him in the Mayflower)
agree that he is a great actor, but there are others, and Bottom is
convinced that these others are in error, trying to wreck that dream,
the American Constitution, which brought this “exposition of sleep” upon
him and made him into a lion, “marvelous furry about the face” and with
great ears.
Alas, alas! for art in America. It has a hard, stubby row to hoe.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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