Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
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THE COURT OF PROGRESS
SCENE: _A great plain, filled with a vast multitude of people.
Tents, pagodas, pavilions, booths, kiosks, scattered over a wide
area and alive with a swarming mass. Overhead innumerable flags,
banners, shields, emblems and insignia of all kinds, as well as a
welter of decoration and bunting, all symbolic of peace,
prosperity and progress. Innumerable alleyways and passages suggest
a maze. In the center, behind a great open square or drill-ground,
an enormous pink-and-green pavilion of silk, fluttering innumerable
pinions and streamers of the most variegated hues. In the extreme
west of this (center) and facing east (to suggest open-mindedness
and a spirit of receptivity and progress) a giant Musnud or throne
of dried mush, straw and the polished grains of the oyster plant,
each with its spiritual, ethical and social significance. This same
is richly carved and tinted to represent the dawn, while at the
top, by a process of higher coloring, the floridity, variety and
fecundity of tropic life, signifying fullness of development, is
suggested. Over this a canopy of dried morning-glory vines stained
to represent the pink glow of dawn and strung with innumerable
papier-maché flowers representative of the bursting blooms of
perfection. Beneath, a large assortment of pillows, rugs,
bed-ticks, mats, cushions, hassocks and the like, tinted to suggest
the variety, fecundity, beneficence and generosity of Nature. On
these rest the one hundred Moonshees, Savants, Pundits,
Roctor-Proctors, Theorists, Seers, Zadkiels, Oracles, Solons,
Nestors and profound Daniels and Gamaliels, members of the High
Court of Progress of the Federated Republics of the World for the
years 3913-3923, and representing in themselves the world’s
farthest intellectual reaches as well as its peace, progress,
perfection and plenty._
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