Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
(_It was then that_ NOXUS PODUNKUS, _speaking for the Musnud, announced
that the proceedings for this day were hereby ended and that the Court
stood adjourned until the following morning at ten o’clock; after which
SHISHMASH_ HASH HASH, _as Master of Ceremonies, Chairmaster, etc., led
the outgoing throng with a magnificent example of rotary hand-spring
motion. At this point, also, owing to lack of space and by reason of the
fact that enough is as good as a feast, the humble recording Dramatist
quits and the curtain is hereby drawn on this historic scene. For those,
however, who desire a fuller report of the same, it may be found in
Volumes MMCCCIII, MMMMMMMMCCCLLVI, Proceedings of the Federated Court of
Progress [Moline-Emporia-Sedalia Sittings] for the years 3913-’14-’15_,
NOXUS PODUNKUS _presiding_; SHISHMASH HASH HASH, _Secretary and Master
of Ceremonies._)
Curtain.
FOOTNOTE:
[A] J. C. Vogt: “The Nature of Electricity and Magnetism on the Basis
of a Simplified Conception of Substance.”
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