Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
In most men, individual character, that thing which is supposedly so
superior to lower animals, comes to very little. They run in schools,
join secret orders or churches, vegetate, label themselves in a dull way
democrats, republicans, socialists, and strive in all ways to make
themselves as like others (those within their immediate ken) as
possible. My father, for instance (peace to his spirit!), wished to
prepare himself by self-abnegation, prayers and good works here on earth
to fit himself for an entirely mythical heaven, to be a standardized
angel--wings, harp, robes and all--such as he saw in the “saint
pictures” in the various Catholic churches which he attended from time
to time. These were the only representations of the future life with
which he was familiar, hence he accepted them as true! Indeed as a rule
the average or ordinary man (fortunately there is no exact average)
cannot think or see beyond his quite immediate environment and binding
rules, his neighborhood, his church, what somebody else says or thinks.
A plumber wants to be exactly like the next successful plumber he sees;
a grocer, the same; an undertaker, the same. Most rich men would like to
live in a house like that of all the other rich men they know. Show them
the very different house of a rich man in Spain, in Egypt, in India, in
Japan--it would never, never do. It is not like that which they know.
Their thoughts and desires, like their faces, are those of the species
to which they belong. In the main, they are of a trivial, commonplace
character, as unimportant as a bean or a pea. Like animals of so limited
a mentality as the duck and the penguin, if you know one you know all.
You might almost say that they have come to their end spiritually.
Nothing can be done for them. Some more vigorous active thing--i. e.,
the thinking, restless, dissatisfied individual--must come along to
rebel and push them aside. If ever the surface of the commonplace is to
be disturbed the individual moved by some inherited or bestowed impulse
must do it: Luther, Galileo, Keppler, Newton, Columbus.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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