Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
Yet, at the same time, in this same city, were the three aforementioned
hotels with their Thès Dansantes, roof gardens, cabaret grills, this,
that and the other, and in these might have been seen, any late
afternoon or evening, winter and summer, such a collection of sex-struck
infants and elders as would be worth the same price of admission
anywhere. The clothes! The wondrous shoes and gaudy purses, the subdued
and yet moving and suggestive combination of colors! The efforts to
flagellate the already too harried imagination with a promise of
delights which the local morality squad, I fear, would never permit to
be realized. You could pay as much in either of these places for a pot
of tea and three little thin slices of toast as you could anywhere in
the world. In their efforts to provide you with a superior (sex)
atmosphere they made it possible for you so to do.
Wrong? Not a bit. I am not describing it for that purpose; nor am I
quarreling with human nature for expressing its inmost desires, being
what it is: avid, alluring, secret, hungry. I am smiling at the
anachronistic spirit of the same community which would arrest the boy in
the bathing suit, prohibit “near beer,” snip every even weakly
suggestive passage out of a “movie,” “run” any indecent play (“Hedda
Gabler,” let us say, or “The Wild Duck,” since it could not understand
them) out of town. No copies of “The Song of Songs,” Rousseau’s
“Confessions,” “The Decameron,” or the unexpurgated “Arabian Nights.”
Never, never, never! Yet look at these same hotels, these girls and
youths clinging to each other in the suggestive dances! The movements,
the sinuous, almost savage, abandon, the love-looks, the whispers! And
the automobiles lined up along distant country roadsides in the dark
later--although not a single house of assignation or prostitution was
tolerated within the city limits. One had to secure a Ford and employ
the open woods and fields instead. And in the basement next to the
barbershop in each hotel was one or more “manicure booths,” curtained
confessionals or recessionals, into which one might retire with a
manicure maid to have one’s fingers done. Owing to the dashing quality
of these maids the business was large.
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