North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Fixed hissef up!” Uncle Ranz bore in, returning with vigor to his own.
“I reckon! I wuz right there, an’ the way he shaved an’ slicked an’
combed an’ dressed would take me all day to tell ye. We wuz exactly the
same size, me an’ Nathe, an’ he walked in on me an’ says: ‘Ranz, you
let me have that new suit o’ yorn, an’ I’ll give you that white sow
an’ them three shotes you been a-wantin’. I’ve got to have it right
now,’ he says. He’d let his clo’s run down till a skeercrow wouldn’t
’a’ swopped with him ’thout a smart chance o’ boot. But when he wuz all
growed inter my suit, an’ rid off on a big bay mare he had, thinks I
yer my own half-brother, but it ’ud take some travellin’ to find yer
mate fer looks. He went over to Joe Withers’, where Callie wuz stayin’,
an’ in two weeks they’s married. When he wanted to, Nathe had a way o’
talkin’ that folks said would put heart in a holler log, an’ I reckon
Callie wuz all heart, the way it turned out. As fer holdin’ hersef
high, I never seen none o’ that after she come to live with Nathe. She
made him a good wife, an’ got to likin’ him powerful, but he never
seemed to take to Callie. ’Twuzn’t thinkin’ about Ponnie, though, that
kept him from likin’ her, fer when he did drap his troubles he drapped
’em hard. It pestered me awful the way he went on fer a while, huntin’
up ever’ woman he could hear of that wuzn’t much good. I said to him
onct that Callie seemed to be doin’ _her_ part, an’ he said: ‘Ef you
don’t think I’m adoin’ mine, Ranz, jest keep a-thinkin’ it.’ An’ I
dassent say any more, fer Nathe in them days wuz wearin’ his temper
outside his shirt, an’ you had to tech him keerful er go round. When
Callie wuz fust married she didn’t know much about housework an’ takin’
keer o’ farm stuff, but she went at it steady, an’ in less’n a year she
wuz runnin’ ever’thing like it ort to be, an’ nobody would ’a’ knowed
the childern wuzn’t hern ef she hadn’t been too young to be their
mommie.”
“Ay,” said Aunt Lizy, “they went under her skirts like they belonged.
Nathe lost a lot of his luck when he buried Callie Brown.”
“How long did she live?” I asked, and Uncle Ranz seemed to approve of
the sympathetic query, which perhaps reminded him that he had a new and
perfectly safe pair of ears for an old tale.
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