North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“The devil, I reckon. When I woke up this mornin’ I thinks fer a
minute I’m at Dan Goforth’s, where the roarin’s as steady as the wind
in Peach Tree Gap. I couldn’t b’lieve I’s at Reenie’s. They all slept
late, ’cause it’s Sunday, an’ Ben got up an’ built a fire. Then he
kept tryin’ to git his mother up, ’cause she hadn’t pressed his pants
the night before, an’ he wuz aimin’ to go to meetin’ on Nighthawk. He
kept stompin’ around, and jerkin’ the cheers about, and then he begun
to swear. Right then Len bounces out o’ bed. Maybe he wuz sleepy er
something, an’ didn’t understand it, but anyway he jumps up when Ben
begins swearin’, an’ takes up a cheer an’ runs him out o’ the house
with it, an’ him ’thout shoes on an’ hit frosty.”
“Len didn’t do that!”
“I ain’t _astin’_ you to believe it.”
“But he’s foolish about Ben.”
“He’s a sight bigger fool about Reenie though, an’ I reckon maybe he
thought Ben wuz cussin’ at her.”
“Aunt Janey, this is terrible!”
“I thought I’d drap by an’ tell ye. I felt like you ought to know
there’s something spilin’ the peaceablest family in the settlement, and
you’d better find out what it is.”
Aunt Janey went off, leaving me to unhappy reflections. Toward night
I had a visit from Len. Of old it had been his habit to call out some
witty greeting as he approached, but now his appearance was pathos
unrelieved. He took a chair and began to talk of far-off matters, but I
refused to be led around Robin Hood’s barn, and hurried him, slightly
bewildered, to the object of his visit.
“We wuz gittin’ along all right,” he said, “till Reenie began to want
’tater patches in the moon.”
“You are getting along all right now, Len. Isn’t that old store debt
nearly paid, that you used to say kept you awake nights?”
“Ay, that’s quit brogin’ round my bed, but I don’t mean things like
that. I mean they ain’t any satisfaction in livin’. It’s been nigh
three weeks sence Reenie set down by me an’ kept still long enough
fer me to tie the first word to the next one. She’s cleanin’ up,
er churnin’, er gittin’ the childern’s clo’s fixed fer school, er
clearin’ something er other out o’ the way so she can put in a full
day to-morr’, she says, like next day wouldn’t have any hours at all.
She don’t hardly take time to nuss little Ross, an’ him lookin’ like he
ain’t goin’ to be here another year.”
“You’re looking better yourself, Len. You weigh more, don’t you?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account