Highways of Canadian LiteratureLogan, J. D. (John Daniel)
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Highways of Canadian Literature
Logan, J. D. (John Daniel)
Canadian literature -- History and criticism
His prose humor, which was published serially in _The World_, New York,
in the first decade after Confederation, was fresh and novel and
arresting. The series was published in book form under the title _Fables
Out of the World_ (1878) and were to their time what the _Fables in
Slang_ by George Ade are to our time. So compellingly did Lanigan’s
_Fables_ strike the imagination of Mark Twain that he republished seven
of them in his Library of Humor. For the most part, Lanigan’s _Fables_
are satires on the half-truths which constitute popular moral maxims.
They are all mere absurdities, and mere nonsense; but they contain a
larger truth than the maxims they satirize. They are sure to awake a
chuckle. We quote two examples:—
The Merchant of Venice.
A Venetian Merchant who was looking in the lap of luxury was
accosted upon the Rialto by a friend who had not seen him for
many months. ‘How is this?’ cried the latter. ‘When I last saw
you your gaberdine was out at elbows, and now you sail in your
own gondola.’ ‘True,’ replied the Merchant, ‘but since then I
have met with serious losses, and been obliged to compound with
my creditors for ten cents on the dollar.’
Moral.—Composition is the life of trade.
The Honest Newsboy.
A Newsboy was passing along the street, when he chanced to
discover a purse of greenbacks. He was at first inclined to
conceal it, but repelling the unworthy suggestion, he asked a
Venerable Man if it was his’n. The Venerable Man looked at it
hurriedly, said it was, patted him on the head, gave him a
quarter, and said he would yet be president. The Venerable Man
then hastened away, but was arrested for having counterfeit
bills in his possession, while the honest Newsboy played
penny-ante with his humble quarter and ran it up to $2.62.
Moral.—Honesty is sometimes the best policy.
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