For the thousandth time Poodle declared that Hike was intolerably
rude to poor Mousey, and for the thousandth time Hike declared, “Yuh,
I know I’m beastly to him, but if you’d ever come in from a dusty
practise game and seen Mousey hanging around and admiring, standing
there like he was waiting for a hand-out—just when you felt grouchy
anyway, why you’d want to kill him. He’d be here all the time if—”
Light, quick feet on the stairs, a tap at the door, and in
came—Lieutenant Jack Adeler!
Hike and Poodle arose and beat him on the back till he could scarcely
breathe, half laughing and half crying with joy.
“Yes,” he answered their questions, which were piled on him like
a brick-wall falling, “I’ll be here all year. Want to make some
experiments. The military part here won’t take much time. And I’ll
have the pleasure of getting even with you two young fiends for
mixing me up with Welch and Jolls. Oh, the way I’ll hector you on the
parade-ground—! By the way, speaking of Jolls, his trial ought to
come off pretty soon.”
Then Messrs. Griffin and Darby suddenly changed from Santa Benicians
to _very_ grown-up aviators, and plunged into a long talk with Jack
Adeler.
But when the Lieutenant had gone, when Taps had sounded and they
were undressing, in the dark, they changed back into two very tired
youngsters, horribly bored at the thought of being “jollied” all that
year.
They seemed to have guessed right. Though Hike was immediately tried
out at half on the school team, for two weeks they had to keep to
themselves as much as possible. The school wits found a hundred new
ways of referring to aviation, every day.
CHAPTER XVIII
THE GREAT HAZING
_Tune: Son of a Gambolier._
Oh, I’m an aviator, I’m a number seven slob,
And when it comes to heroism, I am on the job.
The only way that ordinary mutts can mix with me
Is take me out and haze me till I lose my dignity.
CHORUS:
I’m a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of an aeronaut,
And I have sworn to lie no more about the fights I’ve fought,
And I’m so jolly thankful to the Seniors who have taught,
I’m the son of a son of a son of a son of a son of an airy-naught!
Oh, I’m so jolly thankful that these ordinary mutts
Have spanked me good and plenty with my tetrahedral struts,
And I have promised not to let my head get big again,
When I go aviating on my airy aeroplane.
Such was the song that sounded below the windows of Hike and Poodle,
as they sat studying in their room, at ten of the evening.
“This is getting to be too much,” growled Hike. “Some one’s going to
get hurt.”
Poodle looked at him shyly. He scarcely knew this savage, stern young
man, this new Hike.
There was a sound as of many boys talking all at once, below; then
Pink Eye Morrison, president of the Senior Class, rushed in.
“The Seniors below,” he panted. “You fellows are to come down and get
hazed—good and plenty!”
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