Guy, seated in a corner on a divan, was still thinking of Adrienne, of
those _night-sessions_, of those expositions, of those agricultural
competitions invented by Sulpice, and caught but snatches of the
conversation, jests, and nonsensical stories which were made at the cost
of the colleagues of the Chamber and political friends:
"You know how Badiche learned at the last election that he was not
elected?"
"No, how?"
"He returned to his house, anxious as to the result of the ballot. And
he heard, what do you think? His children, a little boy and a little
girl, who on receipt of the telegram that papa was waiting for and that
mamma in her feverish expectation had opened, had already composed a
song to the air of _The Young Man Poisoned_:
Resultat tres negatif,
Ballottage positif!
Badiche est ballo--
Bate,
Est ballotte!
Oui, Badiche est ballotte;
C'est papa qu'est ballotte!
Happy precocity! genuine frightful gamins!"
"_Du Gavarni_!"
"Apropos, on what majority do you count, Monsieur le President?"
"One hundred and thirty-nine."
"That is a large one."
"I! my dear fellow,"--it was old Prangins speaking to Senator
Crepeau,--"I do not count myself as likely to be included in the next
ministry, no! I do not delude myself, but I shall be in the second--or
rather in the third--no, in the fourth--yes, in the fourth
ministry--Assuredly!"
An asthmatic cough, the cough of an old man, interrupted his remarks.
Guy heard Warcolier, as he held a small glass of kirsch in his hand, say
with a laugh:
"I have a way of holding my electors in leash. Not only when I visit
them do I address them as _my friend, my brave_, which flatters them,
but from time to time, I write them autograph letters. They look upon
that like ready money. Some of them, the good fellows, are flattered:
'He has written to me, he is not proud!' Others, the suspicious fellows,
are reassured: 'Now--I have his signature, I have him!' And there you
are!"
They laughed heartily.
"How they laugh _afterward_," thought Lissac, "at the electors whose
shoes they would blacken _beforehand_."
"The course that I have followed is very simple," said another. "I
desired to become sub-prefect so as to become a prefect and a prefect to
become a deputy, and a deputy so as to reach a receiver-generalship. The
salaries assured, why, there's the crowning of a career."
"Why, that fellow _plays the whole gamut_," again thought Guy, "but he
is frank!"
"I read very little," now replied Crepeau to Warcolier--"I do not much
care for pure literature--we politicians, we need substantial reading
that will teach us to think."
"I believe you!--" murmured this Parisian Guy, still smoking and
listening. "Go to school, my good man!"
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