Adventure stories; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Mines and mineral resources -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Theater -- Fiction
“You will need a million!” Farson murmured.
“I used to find it so hard to get a good seat when I wanted to go to the
theater,” Brainard explained. “Even when I had scooped together the
price, for some extraordinary occasion, I couldn’t get nearer than the
twelfth row. Every theater was always sold up to that row, no matter how
early in the day I got to the box office. I have an invention in mind
that will register every seat sold or given out, and show it on a
diagram, to put an end to the usual practice. But let us get to more
important matters!”
He read out different items:
“Exchange of the different companies in the organization—a college of
dramatic art—cafés in the theaters—libraries of dramatic
literature—open-air theaters in the suburbs and city parks, etc.”
“But,” the actor inquired sententiously, “what do you propose to give the
people in your theaters?”
“Plays, of course!” Brainard replied. “All sorts of plays that are worth
while, old and new!”
“Shakespeare, Ibsen, and Hauptmann,” the actor remarked voluptuously.
“Sophocles, Molière—”
“Hold on!” Farson put in. “Where will you get the people to sit through
that?”
“My dear young sir,” the actor retorted paternally, “the people love the
_best_. I have played the classics in every State in the Union to
enthusiastic audiences,—sometimes small.”
“You bet!” Farson murmured.
“But always enthusiastic!”
“We must have modern plays, too,” Brainard added.
“But all the modern plays are copyrighted, and the dramatists are under
contract to Einstein & Flukeheimer, and their brethren.”
“Then we’ll make our own playwrights,” Brainard replied placidly.
“Here’s one!” He tapped the younger man fraternally on the knee.
The secretary subsided.
“And the companies?” the Scotsman inquired. “They make the piece!”
“The very best actors, of course,” Brainard agreed enthusiastically.
“We’ll pay the highest salaries and give long contracts and
pensions—that’s all in the scheme. You will help us to organize the
parent company, Mac. I’ll give you a free hand.”
The old actor closed his eyes in a happy dream. He saw himself at last
as a metropolitan impresario, dealing magnificently with the “talent.”
Brainard read on, but before he had finished the note book—which
contained a remarkable mixture of detail and aspiration—dinner came up.
They talked as they ate, and they talked afterward as they sipped their
coffee and smoked. They became heady with enthusiasm, for Brainard’s
imperturbable optimism and faith in his idea were like drafts of Arizona
air, intoxicating to those who lived in lower altitudes.
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