Adventure stories; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Mines and mineral resources -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Theater -- Fiction
All sorts of mythical tales began to appear in print concerning his
personality. The story that obtained the widest vogue was that Brainard,
having in his younger and penniless days sighed in vain for the favor of
a theatrical lady, had gone off to Arizona with despair in his heart,
“struck sulfur,” and now had returned to build a palatial theater on
Broadway for his old flame. A rather obscure young actress was named as
the heroine of the tale, and the lady, when asked about the story by
reporters, failed to deny it. Instead, she coyly led the newspaper men
to embroider further details on the theme.
“See what you’ve got me into with your publicity business!” Brainard
exclaimed ruefully, holding out the morning newspaper to Farson, when the
latter came for the day’s work to the little house on Gramercy Park into
which Brainard had moved.
The secretary, who had already seen the article, merely grinned and
admitted:
“She has the cheek! They are all like that—anything to get themselves
talked about. But it’s all right—it helps to spread the great idea.”
“I should say it did! Look at that!” Brainard pointed to a sack of mail
that had been poured out over the library table. “And there’s a lot
more, they tell me, at the post office. We shall have to open an office
and hire some clerks, or chuck it into the fire.”
“It all helps,” the ex-reporter affirmed, dipping his hands into the mass
with zest. “You don’t understand the American public yet. It has to
have Romance with a capital R to sugar-coat any idea before it will
swallow it.”
“There was pretty nearly everything in yesterday’s mail, from an offer of
marriage to a recipe for making a successful play, not to mention one
hundred and eighty-seven specimens of original American drama.”
“Here are a few more of the same sort,” the secretary laughed, tossing
out a handful of bulky packages. “The literary committee will have
something to do when it finds time. That’s me!”
He tossed the manuscripts into a corner.
“The thirty-first application for position as leading lady from an
actress ‘of established reputation, at present on the Oregon
circuit’—that goes to Mac’s pile,” he remarked, throwing the lady’s
letter into a basket. “Proposal of marriage, marked ‘strictly
personal,’” he continued, handing over an envelope to his employer. “We
must get out some printed forms for acknowledgment of these—one for
marriage, one for plays, and one for positions in the company.”
“If this is publicity, let’s try for privacy!” Brainard groaned, tearing
the marriage letter into bits.
“Here’s a new note!” Farson exclaimed, pausing in his swift disposal of
the mail to read aloud a letter.
“GENTS:
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