Deception -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fiancées -- Fiction; Love stories
Manner B. is reserved for those hours which, for the sake of appearances,
his official _fiancée_ is obliged to spend alone with Mr. Waters; going
for dull walks—that is, for me they’re kept from being too deadly dull
by the certainty that I am making them so for him!—and sitting with him
in the den, where I will _not_ play accompaniments to his songs except
as a last resource after I’ve exhausted every possibility of the stilted
remark, the awkward pause, the resigned glance, and the languor that
stops short only at the visible yawn. Since that first _tête-à-tête_ I
have brought the contrasting of Manners A. and B. to a fine art. I’ve
been revelling in the idea that for a whole fortnight this is what my
employer will be forced to put up with. After all, it’s what the whole
lives of some _married_ men amount to! And, according to the terms of the
Governor’s own agreement, there’s nothing in all this of which he can
openly complain!
* * * * *
He _has_ complained!
Really, I need not have been surprised when it occurred, though I was
scarcely expecting it.
It began this (Saturday) morning, at breakfast. Now, any outsider peeping
into the sunny dining-room might have considered that the group round the
breakfast-table made an ideal picture of English family life.
There was the gentle, grey-gowned mother pouring out coffee. The big,
blonde son of the house, dressed for the City, sitting opposite to his
_fiancée_—rather silent, but presumably only out of devotion.
The _fiancée_ herself, a small brunette in dull-pink linen, looking, I
think I may say, the picture of girlish sweetness, and being made much of
by the two younger, taller, fair-haired sisters.
For no outsider could have suspected that the small, dark girl and the
big, blonde man were secretly at daggers drawn. Nor have the family a
notion that I’m anything less than “the ideal wife for Billy.”
I had come down last, to be greeted by the clarion voice of Theo, now no
longer muffled in my presence.
“Nancy! _Here’s_ news for you! Juno what? Our celebrated Uncle Albert
Waters is coming down to inspect Billy’s sweetheart!”
“Oh!” I said smiling. I didn’t see then why I shouldn’t smile. I hadn’t
yet heard anything about this other Mr. Waters.
“It’s to be hoped that he will admire her as much as we all do,”
proclaimed Theodora; “because, if he doesn’t, won’t it be a ghastly
week-end, Mother?”
“Nonsense, dear! Don’t try and alarm poor Nancy about the new relation
she has to meet.”
“But—fancy! Meeting Uncle Albert _for the first time_! Golly!”
“Theo-dora!”
“I know. I did promise to chuck saying ‘Golly,’ but really it’s the
only word that seems at all _like_ Uncle Albert,” declared the child.
“Uncle Albert’s a terror! Talk about me-ee! Yes, talk about _me_ saying
everything that comes into my head! Why, it’s from him that I inherit
that! Only, I’m not in it with him!”
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