"Think of the wax moon, man. Exclaim, 'Oh that I might take the fair Minna, fairer than this rose, to my heart, as I apply this flower to my buttonhole!'" "Shall I say nothing about the wax moon?" "Not a word. Leave me to manage that." "Go on." "Then she will look down, confused, at the gravel, and stammer. Press her for a Yes or No. Promise to destroy yourself if she says No. Take her hand and squeeze it." "Must I squeeze it? About how much pressure to the square-foot should I apply?" "Then say, 'Come, let us go to your parents, and obtain their blessing.' The thing is done." "But suppose she were to say No?" Rollmann stamped with impatience. "I tell you she will not say No, now that the theological candidate has dropped through." "Well," said Professor Maedler, "I must go along with it, now I have made up my mind to it. But, on my word, as an exact reasoner, I had no idea of the difficulties men have to go through to get married. Why, the calculation of the deflections of the planets is nothing to it. And the Grand Turk, like Jupiter, has more satellites than one!" A few months after the incident above recorded Professor Maedler returned to Dorpat, not alone; with him was the Frau Professorinn--Minna. Everything had gone off in the garden as Rollmann had planned. The moon and Minna, or Minna and the moon, put it which way you will, were secured. When the Professor arrived at Dorpat with his wife, the students gave him an ovation after the German style, that is to say, they organized a Fackel-zug, or torch-light procession. Three hundred young men, some wearing white caps, some green caps, some red, and some purple, marched along the street headed by a band, bearing torches of twisted tow steeped in tar, blazing and smoking, or, to be more exact, smoking and blazing. Each corps was followed by a hired droschky, in which sat the captain and stewards of the white, red, green, or purple corps, with sashes of their respective colours. Behind the last corps followed the elephants, two and two. By elephants is not meant the greatest of quadrupeds, but the smallest esteemed of the students, those who belong to no corps.