His business in Rome was to interview the Vicar-General of the
Augustinians, about a matter which concerned his convent, but he first
wished to look about him. As he went along he came to a little church
on the outer wall. In the open space in front of it a pagan festival
was being held: Bacchus was represented sitting on a barrel, scantily
clothed nymphs rode on horses, and behind them were satyrs, fauns,
Apollo, Mercury, Venus.
The monk hastened into the church to escape the sight of the
abomination. But in the sacred place he came upon another scandal.
Before the altar stood an ass with an open book before it; below the
ass stood a priest and read mass. Instead of answering “Amen,” the
congregation hee-hawed like asses, and everyone laughed.
That was the classical “Asses’ Festival,” which had been forbidden in
the previous century, but which, during the Carnival, had been again
resumed. The monk did not understand where he was, but thought he was in
the hell of the heathen; but it was still worse when a priest disguised
as Bacchus, his face smeared with dregs of wine, entered the pulpit,
and, taking a text from Boccaccio’s _Decameron_, preached an indecent
discourse, presently, with a skilful turn, going on to narrate a legend
about St. Peter. It began in a poetical way, like other legends, but
then made Peter come to an alehouse and cheat the innkeeper about the
reckoning.
The monk rushed out of the church, and through the streets till he
reached the Convent of the Augustines which he sought. He rang, was
admitted, and led into the refectory, where the Prior sat at a covered
table surrounded by priests who were entertained in the convent in order
to make their confessions, and to take the communion during the fast.
Before them were pheasants, with truffles and hard-boiled eggs, salmon
and oysters, eels and heads of wild boar--above all, quantities of wine
in pitchers and glasses.
“Sit down, little monk!” was the Prior’s greeting. “You have a letter:
good! Put it under the table-cloth. Eat, drink, and be merry, for
tomorrow we die!”
The monk sat down, but it was Friday, and he could not bring himself
to eat flesh on that day. It pained him also to see the licence which
prevailed here; still they were his superiors, and the rule of his order
forbade him to reprove them.
The Prior, who had just been speaking with some special guest, continued
to talk volubly, although conversation was forbidden.
“Yes, worthy friend, we have come as far as this now in Rome. This
is Christ’s Kingdom as it was announced at the first Christmas, ‘One
Shepherd, One Sheepfold.’ The Holy Father rules over the whole Roman
Empire as it was under Caesar and Augustus. But mark well! this empire
is a spiritual one, and all these earthly princes lie at the feet of
Christ’s representative. This is the crown of all epochs of the world’s
history. ‘One Shepherd, One Sheepfold!’ Bibamus!”
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