Three hours later, when the fleet and docks had been inspected, the
Czar and Jaen Scheerborck sat in a seamen’s tavern. The cabriolet stood
without, and was “anchored” to a thatched roof. Brandy was on the table,
and their pipes had filled the room with smoke. The two friends had
discussed serious matters. The Czar had paid six visits, one to his
staff of generals, from which he returned in a very excited state to the
waiting captain. But, with his extraordinary capacity for shaking off
what was unpleasant and for changing his moods, he now beamed with
hilarity.
“You ask whence I shall get the inhabitants for my new town. I first
brought fifty thousand workmen here. That was the nucleus. Then
I commanded all officials, priests, and great landowners to build
houses--each of them, one--whether they intended to live in it or not.
Now I have a hundred thousand. I know they talk and say that I build
towns, but don’t dwell in them myself. No! I build not for myself,
but for the Russians. I hate Moscow, which smells of the Khan of the
Tartars, and would prefer to live in the country. That is no one else’s
affair. Drink, old man! We have the whole day before us till five
o’clock. Then I must be sober.”
The old man drank cautiously, and did not know exactly how to behave in
this grand society, which was at the same time so nautical.
“Now you must tell me some of the stories which the people relate about
me. You know lots of them, Jaen.”
“I know some certainly, but it is not possible....”
“Then I will tell some,” said Peter, “Do you know the story of the pair
of compasses and the cheese? No? Well, it runs thus: ‘The Czar is so
covetous that he always carries a box of drawing instruments in his
pocket. With a pair of compasses he measures his cheese, to see whether
any of it has been stolen since the last meal!’ That is a good story!
Here is another! ‘The Czar has a Tippler’s Club. Once they determined to
hold a festival, and the guests were shut up three days and three nights
in order to drink. Each guest had a bench behind him, on which to sleep
off his intoxication, besides two tubs, one for food and one for ... you
understand?’”
“No, that is too absurd!”
“Such are the stories they like to tell in Petersburg. Have you not
heard that I also extract teeth? In my palace, they say, there is a sack
full of them. And then I am said to perform operations in hospital. Once
I drew off so much water from a dropsical woman that she died.”
“Do the people believe that?”
“Certainly they do. They are so stupid, you see; but I will cut off
their asses’ ears and singe their tongues....”
His eyes began to sparkle, and it was plain what direction his thoughts
were taking. But however confidential he might be, there always seemed
to be secret checks at work, so that, even when intoxicated, he always
kept his great secrets though he told unimportant ones.
Just then an adjutant came in, and whispered something to the Czar.
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