The doctor came, not out of philanthropy, but from curiosity and a certain malicious satisfaction at seeing the favourite in disgrace. “My dear friend,” said the old man, “I am sick in body and soul.” “You haven’t got a soul.” “But the trouble is in the heart.” “_Cor, cordis_, the heart; then you have eaten too much. Take a purge, Monsieur; then you will be lighter than lightmindedness itself.” “Prescribe me some proper medicine, man; I am dying.” “Then go to a watering-place.” “Like a minister who is in disgrace; no, thank you.” “Go home to your own country; you are suffering from homesickness.” “Yes, there you are right! The air here does not suit me.” “You are beginning to get stout.” “What do you mean by that?” “And the Marquises are longing for you.” “Are they? What nonsense you talk! But I must have a watering-place.” “Well, take Plombières! There you will meet the court.” “That is an excellent idea! Plombières! But I will return, of course.” “Of course!” “I will be back in three weeks--let us say a month. If only the King will not be vexed....” “Let me assure you, the King will console himself.” “Yes, yes, I will consider the matter. But say--he is not angry with me?” “Who?” “The King!” “He is not angry with you, otherwise he would have been so long ago! No, you are belated in thinking that.” “Give me a sleeping powder, and then you can go.” The doctor took the powder, and poured it in a glass of water. The old man drank, but his large eyes followed the changing expressions of the doctor’s face, who looked very amused. He did not altogether trust him. “Monsieur Voltaire,” said the doctor, “when you make a fire in the oven, draw up the small oven-shutters, else there is too much smoke. The Potsdam fire-engines would very likely be summoned.” “Oh! That too! Well! _La comedia è finita!_ Good-night!” “_Sic transit gloria mundi!_ Sleep well!” Voltaire slept during the night, but not well, and was awakened on the following morning by the sound of salutes fired at Potsdam; from which he concluded that the King was holding manoeuvres. Neither did he see any sign of the King, but about noonday he received a letter bearing the royal arms which ran as follows:-- “MONSIEUR,--Doctor La Mettrie has told me of your determination to travel to a watering-place. Although I shall miss your pleasant and instructive conversation, I will not resist your wish, since I am sure that a thorough course of treatment will benefit your nerves and the wretched state of your heart. Wishing you a good recovery, or at any rate hoping that you will not be worse than you are, “I am “F. R.”