History of Brighthelmston; or, Brighton as I View it and Others Knew It: With a Chronological Table of Local EventsErredge, John Ackerson
History
History of Brighthelmston; or, Brighton as I View it and Others Knew It: With a Chronological Table of Local Events
Erredge, John Ackerson
Brighton (England) -- History
He glided into the room and crept along by the wall, with the most
infernal ceremony and politeness, to the inner recess of the chimney
corner, without having once shown his back to his hostess or any of
the good company there assembled, and quickly finding himself
comfortably seated, the queer little old gentleman produced a
blackened ‘Dudeen’ and a velvet tobacco pouch, but somehow or other
the clouds of smoke he emitted were so pervaded with the smell of
brimstone and bitumen, that the rest of the guests did nothing but
sneeze and knock their heads together in a regular hob-and-nob
fashion. To stop this nuisance, the worthy hostess placed before her
mysterious guest a frizzing hot dish of eggs and bacon, but upon
tasting the same, he expressed his dissatisfaction, declaring it was
as cold as charity, and demanding ‘more pepper.’ He, upon receiving
it, emptied the contents of the pepper-box over the dish, and having
thus formed a regular _pate au diable_, he swallowed it down with
considerable apparent relish. With the ale it was pretty much the
same; the hostess first mulled it, but her refractory guest declared
it was as cold as ice; then she boiled it with a vast quantity of
ginger, but with little better success, and it could only be brought
to suit his fiery palate by being stirred up, when boiling, with a
red hot poker. These strange proceedings of the mysterious visitor
mightily astonished the rest of the guests, their faces becoming much
elongated; and after staring at each other in stupified bewilderment,
they stealthily took to their homes, exclaiming, ‘Did you ever see
the Devil?’ The whole of the company had departed long ere the cause
of their uneasiness left his chimney corner and glided to his
sleeping apartment, which he managed to do in the same mysterious
manner as he had entered the house, never once removing his back from
the wall. About three o’clock in the morning, our worthy hostess of
‘The Jolly Shepherd’ was awakened from her balmy slumbers, by a
strange thumping, bumping kind of noise just under her window,
seeming to resemble the hubbub made by a shoal of whales or other
such lumbering monsters, who had quitted the ocean deep, and taken to
wallowing and gambolling along the Downs by way of pastime. The
trooper’s widow possessed a bold heart, and, added thereto, she had a
woman’s curiosity, which induced her to creep out of bed, and
cautiously to take a peep at what was going on. She was amazed? She
did not behold half a dozen Leviathans having a game at leap-frog,
nor the like number of griffins playing at snap-dragon. No, no,
nothing of that sort; but the queer little old gentleman aforesaid,
mounted on a pair of lofty stilts, with a huge spade in his hand, was
digging away at the edge of the ancient Roman encampment, like the
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