History of English Humour, Vol. 1: With an Introduction upon Ancient HumourL'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
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History of English Humour, Vol. 1: With an Introduction upon Ancient Humour
L'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
English wit and humor -- History and criticism; Wit and humor -- History and criticism
sword," and "Jonas is cast out of the whale's belly upon the stage."
Greene is fond of introducing devils. In "The Honourable Historie of
Frier Bacon and Frier Bongay," Ralph says, "Why, Sirrah Ned we'll ride
to Oxford to Friar Bacon. O! he is a brave scholar, sirrah; they say he
is a brave necromancer, that he can make women of devils, and he can
juggle cats into coster-mongers." Further on in the same play a devil
and Miles, Bacon's servant, enter.
_Miles._ A scholar, quoth you; marry, Sir, I would I had been a
bottle maker, when I was made a scholar, for I can get neither to
be a deacon, reader, nor schoolmaster. No, not the clerk of the
parish. Some call me dunce, another saith my head is full of Latin,
as an egg's full of oatmeal: thus I am tormented that the devil and
Friar Bacon haunt me. Good Lord, here's one of my master's devils!
I'll go speak to him. What Master Plutus, how cheer you?
_D._ Dost know me?
_M._ Know you, Sir? Why are not you one of my master's devils, that
were wont to come to my master, Doctor Bacon at Brazen-Nose?
_D._ Yes, marry am I.
_M._ Good Lord, Master Plutus, I have seen you a thousand times at
my master's; and yet I had never the manners to make you drink.
But, Sir, I am glad to see how comformable you are to the statutes.
I warrant you he's as yeomanly a man as you shall see; mark you,
masters, here's a plain honest man without welt or guard. But I
pray you Sir, do you come lately from hell?
_D._ Ay, marry, how then?
_M._ Faith, 'tis a place I have desired long to see: have you not
good tippling houses there? May not a man have a lusty fire there,
a good pot of ale, a pair of cards, a swinging piece of chalk, and
a brown toast that will clap a white waistcoat on a cup of good
drink.
_D._ All this you may have there.
_M._ You are for me, friend, and I am for you. But I pray you, may
I not have an office there?
_D._ Yes, a thousand; what wouldst thou be?
_M._ By my troth, Sir, in a place where I may profit myself. I know
hell is a hot place, and men are marvellous dry, and much drink is
spent there. I would be a tapster.
In one play Greene introduces a court-fool, and he mixes with the
stupidity and knavery of his clowns, a sort of artificial philosophy
and argumentative ingenuity, which savours much of the old jesters. In
"James the Fourth" Slipper says:--
O mistress, mistress, may I turn a word upon you?
_Countess._ Friend, what wilt thou?
_Slipper._ O! what a happy gentlewoman be you truly; the world
reports this of you, mistress, that a man can no sooner come to
your house, but the butler comes with a black-jack, and says,
"Welcome, friend, here's a cup of the best for you," verily,
mistress, you are said to have the best ale in all Scotland.
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