History of English Humour, Vol. 2L'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
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History of English Humour, Vol. 2
L'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
English wit and humor -- History and criticism; Wit and humor -- History and criticism
my shoulder, and I says to her mother, 'Quick, shut the door! Don't
let those laughing people see.' 'What's the matter?' she cries, 'O
woman, woman,' I tells her, 'you'll never catch my little Sophy by
her hair again, for she has flown away from you.'"
Dickens' strongest characters, and those he loved most to paint, are
such as contain foibles and eccentricities, or much dulness and
ignorance in conjunction with the best feelings and intentions, so that
his teaching seems rather to be that we should look beyond mere external
trifles. Those he attacks are mostly middle-class people, or those
slightly below them--the dogs in office, and the dogs in the manger. The
artifice and cunning of the waiter of the Hotel at Yarmouth, where
little Copperfield awaits the coach, is excellently represented.
"The waiter brought me some chops and vegetables, and took the
covers off in such a bouncing manner, that I was afraid I must have
given him some offence. But he greatly relieved my mind by putting
a chair for me at the table, and saying very affably 'Now sixfoot
come on!'
"I thanked him and took my seat at the board; but found it
extremely difficult to handle my knife and fork with anything like
dexterity, or to avoid splashing myself with the gravy, while he
was standing opposite, staring so hard, and making me blush in the
most dreadful manner every time I caught his eye. After watching me
into the second chop, he said:
"There's half a pint of ale for you, will you have it now?'
"I thanked him and said 'Yes'--upon which he poured it out of a jug
into a large tumbler, and held it up against the light and made it
look beautiful.
"'My eye!' he said 'It seems a good deal, don't it.'
"'It does seem a good deal,' I answered with a smile, for it was
quite delightful to me to find him so pleasant. He was a
twinkling-eyed, purple-faced man, with his hair standing upright
all over his head; and as he stood with one arm akimbo, holding up
the glass to the light, with one hand he looked quite friendly.
"'There was a gentleman here yesterday,' he said, 'a stout
gentleman by the name of Topsawyer, perhaps you know him?'
"'No,' I said, I don't think--
"'In breeches and gaiters, broad-brimmed hat, grey coat, speckled
choker,' said the waiter.
"'No,' I said bashfully, 'I hav'n't the pleasure--'
"'He came here,' said the waiter, looking at the light through the
tumbler, 'ordered a glass of this ale, _would_ order it, I told him
not--drank it, and fell dead. It was too old for him. It oughtn't
to be drawn, that's the fact.'
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