History of English Humour, Vol. 2L'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
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History of English Humour, Vol. 2
L'Estrange, A. G. K. (Alfred Guy Kingan)
English wit and humor -- History and criticism; Wit and humor -- History and criticism
"I laid myself down flat in the sledge, and let my horse run for
safety. The wolf did not mind me, but took a leap over me, and
falling on the horse began to tear and devour the hinder part of
the poor animal, which ran all the faster for its pain and terror.
I lifted up my head slily, and beheld with horror that the wolf had
ate his way into the horse's body. It was not long before he had
fairly forced himself into it, when I took my advantage and fell
upon him with the end of my whip. This unexpected attack frightened
him so much that he leaped forward, the horse's carcase dropped to
the ground, but in his place the wolf was in harness, and I on my
part whipping him continually, arrived in full career at St.
Petersburgh much to the astonishment of the spectators."
Speaking of stags, he mentions St. Hubert's stag, which appeared with a
cross between its horns. "They always have been," he observes, "and
still are famous for plantations and antlers." This furnishes him with
the ground-work of his story.
"Having one day spent all my shot, I found myself unexpectedly in
presence of a stately stag looking at me as unconcernedly as if it
had really known of my empty pouches. I charged immediately with
powder and upon it a good handful of cherry stones. Thus I let fly
and hit him just in the middle of the forehead between the antlers;
he staggered, but made off. A year or two afterwards, being with a
party in the same forest, I beheld a noble stag with a fine
full-grown cherry tree above ten feet high between its antlers. I
brought him down at one shot, and he gave me haunch and cherry
sauce, for the tree was covered with fruit."
In his ride across to Holland from Harwich under the sea, he finds great
mountains "and upon their sides a variety of tall noble trees loaded
with marine fruit, such as lobsters, crabs, oysters, scollops, mussels,
cockles, &c.," the periwinkle, he observes, is a kind of shrub, it grows
at the foot of the oyster tree, and twines round it as the ivy does
round the oak.
In the following, we have a manifest imitation of Lucian--Having passed
down Mount Etna through the earth, and come out at the other side, he
finds himself in the Southern Seas, and soon comes to land. They sail up
a river flowing with rich milk, and find that they are in an island
consisting of one large cheese--
"We discovered this by one of the company fainting away as soon as
he landed; this man always had an aversion to cheese--when he
recovered he desired the cheese to be taken from under his feet.
Upon examination we found him to be perfectly right--the whole
island was nothing but a cheese of immense magnitude. Here were
plenty of vines with bunches of grapes, which yielded nothing but
milk."
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