History of King Charles the Second of EnglandAbbott, Jacob
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History of King Charles the Second of England
Abbott, Jacob
Charles II, King of England, 1630-1685
These building plans, and other similar undertakings, together with
the vast amounts which the king lavished upon his numerous female
favorites, exhausted his resources, and kept him in continual straits
for money. He was always urging Parliament to make new grants, and to
lay more taxes, until, as he said himself, he was ashamed to look his
Parliament in the face, he was so continually begging them for supplies.
The people caricatured him by the representation of a poverty stricken
man, with his pockets turned inside out, and begging money. At another
time the caricature took the form of a man led along against his will
by two women, and threatened by a third, wearing all the time a
countenance expressive of helplessness and distress.
The king bore all these things with the utmost good nature, satisfied,
apparently, if he could only enjoy the pleasures of dissipation and
vice, and continue, in his palaces, a perpetual round of reckless
merriment and fun. Some of the stories which are gravely told by the
historians of the day are scarcely credible. For instance, it is said
that a thief one day found his way, in the guise of a gentleman, into
one of the royal drawing rooms, and contrived to get a gold snuff box
out of the pocket of one of the noblemen there. Just as he had
successfully accomplished his object, unobserved, as he supposed, he
looked up, and saw the king's eyes fastened upon him. Knowing his
majesty's character, the thief had the presence of mind to give him
a wink, with a sly gesture enjoining secrecy. The king nodded assent,
and the thief went away with his prize. When the nobleman missed his
snuff box, the king amused himself some time with his perplexity and
surprise, and then told him that it was of no use for him to search
for his snuff box, for a thief had gone off with it half an hour ago.
"I saw him," said the king, with a countenance full of fun, "but I
could not do any thing. The rascal made me his confidant, and, of
course, you know, I could not betray him."
Under the government of such a sovereign, it could not be expected
that the public affairs of the realm would have gone on very
prosperously. Still, however, they might have been conducted with
ordinary success by his ministers, and perhaps they were, in fact,
managed as well as was usual with the governments of Europe in those
days. It happened, however, that three great public calamities occurred,
all of a most marked and signal character, which were, perhaps, not
owing at all to causes for which Charles was responsible, but which
have nevertheless connected such associations in men's minds with this
unfortunate reign, as that Englishmen have since looked back upon it
with very little pleasure. These three calamities were the plague, the
fire, and the Dutch invasion.
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