History of Madeley: including Ironbridge, Coalbrookdale, and CoalportRandall, John
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History of Madeley: including Ironbridge, Coalbrookdale, and Coalport
Randall, John
Madeley (Shropshire, England) -- History
Men with very much less learning than the author quoted, lived by their
wits, from their supposed knowledge of the stars, and from being able, as
they professed, to consult the planets and to restore lost property.
Men, and women too, would take long journeys to consult one who could
“read the stars,” or “rule the planets.” From a conversation recorded by
a close observer of men and manners in the beginning of the present
century, for instance, we learn that one of these wise men who lived as
far off as Oswestry was occasionally consulted by the inhabitants here.
Of course it was easy with a little tact for the wife to worm out the
main facts in one room whilst the husband listened and gathered them up
for use in another. Tom Bowlegs having missed a five-pound note from his
cupboard holds the following conversation with a friend, who tells him he
cannot help thinking that the note has been mislaid, not stolen, and
says:—
“The five-pound peaper is not stolen but lost, and thee’lt be sartin
to find it.
No sich thing Yedart, replies Bowlegs; for I went to the wise-mons
and he tow’d me all about it.
The wise-mon! what wise-mon?
Dick Spot that lives slip side Hodgistry the yed of aw the conjurors
in Shropshire.
Aye, and what did he tell thee?
Well, thee shalt hear:
As a five-pound paper was a jell for a poor mon to lose, I determined
to know all about it, so off I set for Dick Spot’s house. After
knocking at the door it was opened by an owd woman, as ugly as the
divil himself, with a face as black as the easter. At first seet I
thought I was tean to, and was for bowting; but wishing to know all
about the paper, I mustered aw my courage, and went in. Pray, said
I, is the Wise-mon a-whoam. No, said she, but he will directly; sit
down; I suppose you have lost something, and wants to know where it
is. Yes, said I, you bin reet. What is it that you have lost? So I
up and tow’d her, aw abowt it. Just as I had finished, in comes the
wise-mon; and he (to my great surprise) said—follow me into this
room; while I was scraping wi mi foot, dewking mi yed, and stroking
my yarr down, amounting altogether to a nation fine beawe, he said—I
was consulting the planets this morning and found that a £5 Shiffnal
bank note had been stolen from under a sugar bason in your cupboard
on Wednesday morning last, between the hours of nine and ten o’clock,
by a tall mon, with a long visage marked by the small pox, gray eyes,
and black beard. (Wonderful! said I, that is the very mon I
suspect!) You will therefore, on your return home, make it known in
his neighbourhood that if the bill is not returned in one week from
this day, that he will lose one of his legs in a few weeks after. If
this comes to his ears I have no doubt the bill will be returned
immediately, but if he does not, he shall be marked as I have told
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