"It's this way," he explained. "You know the stevedores, down at the
jetties, are givin' their usual Whit-Monday regatta--Passage Regatta, as
some call it? Well, they've made me President this year."
"More honours?"
"And I've offered a Cup; which seemed the proper thing to do, under the
circumstances. 'A silver cup, value 5 pounds, presented by the
President, Caius Hocken, Esquire': it'll look fine 'pon the bills, and
it's to go with the first prize of two guineas for sailin' boats not
exceedin' fourteen feet over-all. There's what they call a one-design
Class o' these in the harbour: which is good sport and worth
encouragin'. There's no handicap in it either: the first past the line
takes the prize--always the prettiest kind o' race to watch. Now the
favour I ask is that, when the time comes, you'll hand the Cup to the
winner."
"It--it'll look rather marked, won't it?" hesitated Mrs Bosenna.
She had as small a disinclination as any woman to find herself the
central figure in a show, and Cai (had he known it) was attacking one of
the weakest points in her siege-defences. But to accept this offer--or
(if you prefer it) to grant the favour--meant a move on the board which
might too easily lead to a trap. "Besides," she objected, "you can't do
that sort o' thing without a few words, and I've never made a public
speech in my life."
"You leave the speechifyin' to me," said Cai reassuringly: but it did
not reassure her at all. ("Good gracious!" she thought. "He's not the
sort to take advantage of it--but if he _did!_ . . . You can never trust
men.")
Cai, misinterpreting the frown on her brow, went on to assure her
further that he could manage a speech all right; at any rate, he would
be able by Whit-Monday. He had--he would tell her in confidence--been
taking some lessons in elocution of (or, as he put it, "off") Mr Peter
Benny.
"Did you ever hear tell of a man called Burke?" he asked.
"'Course I did," answered Mrs Bosenna, albeit the question startled her.
"My old nurse told me about him often. He used to go about snatchin'
bodies."
Cai considered a moment, and shook his head. "I don't think mine can be
the same, or Benny wouldn't have recommended him so highly. There was
another fellow that learned to be a speaker by practisin' with his mouth
full of pebbles, which struck me as too thoroughgoin' altogether, and
'specially when you're aimin' no higher than a Parish Council.
To be sure," he confessed, "I did make a start with a brace of
peppermint bull's-eyes, and pretty nigh choked myself. But Benny says
that, for English public speakin', there's no such master as this Burke,
and so I've sent for him."
"Gracious!" exclaimed Mrs Bosenna. "Won't he charge a terrible lot?--
with travellin' expenses too!"
"His works, I mean. The man's dead, and they're in six volumes."
"You'll never get through 'em then, between this and Whitsuntide.
If I was you, I'd keep on at the peppermints."
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