World War, 1914-1918 -- Campaigns -- Western Front; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
Speaking of our clinging friends, the lice, it may be of interest to
discuss the various methods of taking the offensive, when they have
massed for an attack under your shirt. The old method of hunting,
according to Morgan, was not really hunting, but strategy.
"Well, my black-whiskered evil genius," said I, "what is your
wonderful system of beating them to it?"
"My poor, innocent child," said he, "I suppose I must pity your
benighted ignorance and explain. You take off your shirt, pinch a
quantity of salt well over it, lay it down flat on the ground; then
get a pail of water and place it a few feet away. The stock will
fall for the salt and will eat it. Naturally, they get thirsty, and
then beat it for the pail. Now is your chance, grab your shirt and
run."
"Chatting" was the professional term for hunting on the Western
Front. It is simply searching for your gray-back foes, and
dispatching them by the medium of one's nails. Another method,
practiced by highly trained experts, is to take a lighted candle and
run it up and down the seams of your clothes. None but the very
expert can do this as it often results in burning holes in your
clothes.
Church parade took place the Sunday before we left for further work
with the Huns. The General was to look us over. It was a lovely
morning when we lined up in the field awaiting our leader. The scene
will live in my memory as long as I exist. Very few traces of war
could be seen here. The field was carpeted with a thick growth of
beautiful green grass, while the spring flowers were perfect in their
beauty and fragrance. Tall poplars fringed three sides of the field,
and the breeze bent them gracefully this way and that. The soft,
sighing sound of this gentle wind, playing through the poplars,
seemed to be a sweet requiem for the very gallant gentlemen of
England and Canada who would parade with us no more.
And the men. God! the wonder and pathos of it. To see them standing
easy, chatting and joking one with the other, one would have thought
war was non-existent. But take a closer look. See those faded,
patched uniforms, mud-stained and blood-stained, yet spotless as far
as human effort could make them. And the look in their eyes; the
look! that far-away, dreamy pathetic stare of men who have looked
straight into the mouth of hell.
A strange contrast they made to the newly arrived reinforcements from
England. The latter, with their clean uniforms and their fresh
faces, looked very boyish and young against the boys who had been
through the jaws of death at Ypres.
All familiar with the history of Canada's part in the great conflict,
know the speech delivered to us by the General, and his words of
confidence and advice for the future. His splendid talk inspired all
of us with renewed faith in our fight.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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