The girl stepped forward, took both of his hands in hers, and shook them
warmly. “All congratulations,” she said. “I’ve only just heard. May I
call you ‘Sir Theodore’ in advance?”
Shelf let the book slide to the floor, and sat up staring first at one
and then the other. “I am much obliged to you, Amy dear,” he said at
last; “but, upon my word, I don’t know what you mean.”
“It’s out!” she said. “Everybody was talking about it to-night. You’ll
be gazetted in the next Birthday List. And not a trumpery knighthood,
either. You’re to be a full-blown baronet—no less.”
Theodore Shelf lay back in his chair with a very queer expression on
his face. He put his white fingers together under his chin, and stared
curiously at his wife. “Your doing, I suppose, Laura?”
“You may thank me for it entirely,” she replied with a smiling bow. “I
arranged for it here with the Minister; and at the two places where we
looked in at afterwards, I told the news to three of my dearest friends
in the very strictest of confidence. Consequently, it is all over London
to-night, and will be in all the papers in England to-morrow. Would you
like to congratulate me?”
“I’ll wait,” said the shipowner, “till I see you Lady Shelf. The title is
not formally given over for a fortnight, and between now and then so much
may happen. Man is but a frail creature.”
“Oh, for goodness’ sake,” said Mrs. Shelf, disgustedly, “don’t cant now.
When you are Sir Theodore I can’t have you disgracing me by preaching
and holding forth to those low people you used to know. You must cut all
that connection. Good heavens, Theodore, you can’t like it! And there’s
really no more to be got out of that sort of thing. You’ve used those
dreary, goody-goody folks, and made your fortune out of them, and let
that suffice. Now, if you want to get on further, you’ve got to pick up
with another set. Don’t you understand?”
For reply Theodore Shelf burst into a sudden wild cackle of laughter.
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