Blodgett came next, and here my story properly begins. Blodgett--who,
having once seen him, could ever forget Blodgett? Not I. He was too
marked a man to ever wholly fade from memory. He was, as I have said, a
perfect type of his kind, and his kind was such as should not be sneered
at. He was one of the humble pioneers of American letters. He was a
character of which our national history must take account. He was one of
the vital forces of our earlier national growth. He was in love with
learning. He considered the matter of imparting knowledge a mere
question of effort, in which the physical element preponderated. If he
couldn't talk or read it into one he took a stick and mauled it into
him. This mauling method, though somewhat distasteful to the subject,
always had a charming result--red eyes, a few blubbers and a good
lesson. The technical name of this method was "_Warming the Jacket_."
It always seemed to me that the peewee birds sang very dolefully after I
had had my jacket warmed. I recollect my floggings at school with so
much aversion that I do think, if a teacher should whale one of my
little ruddy-faced boys, I'd spread his (the teacher's) nose over his
face as thin as a rabbit skin! I'd run both his eyes into one and chew
his ears off close to his head, sir! Forgive my earnestness, but I can't
stand flogging in schools. It's brutal.
From the first day that Blodgett came circulating his school "articles"
among us, we took to him by common consent as a wonderfully learned man.
I think his strong, wise looking face, and reserved, pompous manners,
had much to do with making this impression. We believed in him fully,
and for a long time gave him unfaltering loyalty. As for me, I never
have wholly withdrawn my allegiance. I look back, even now, and admire
him. I sigh, thinking of the merry days when he flourished. I solemnly
avow my faith in progress. I know the world advances every day, still I
doubt if men and women are more worthy now than they were in the time of
the pedagogues. I don't know but what, after all, I am somewhat of a
fogy. Any how, I will not, for the sake of pleasing your literary
_swallows_--your eclectics of to-day--turn in and berate my dear old
Blodgett. In his day men could not and did not skim the surface of
things like swallows on a mill pond. They _dived_, and got what they did
get from the bottom, and by honest labor. Whenever one of your
silk-winged swallows skims past me and whispers progress, I cannot help
thinking of Heyne, Jean Paul and--Blodgett. Somehow genius and poverty
are great cronies. It used to be more so than it is now. Blodgett was a
genius, and, consequently, poor. He was virtuous, and, of course, happy.
He was a Democrat and a Hard Shell Baptist, and he might never have
swerved from the path of rectitude, even to the extent of a hair's
breadth, if it had not been for the coming of a not over scrupulous
rival into the neighboring village. But I must not hasten. A little more
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