Thus, for a long time, Blodgett ruled with an iron hand his little
world, with no one to dream of disputing his right or of doubting his
capacity, till at length fate let fall a bit of romance into the strong
but placid stream of his life, and tinged it all with rose color. He
wrote some poetry, but it is obsolete--that is, it is not now in
existence. While this streak of romance lasted he looked, for all the
world, like a gilt-edged mathematical problem drawn on rawhide.
It was a great event in our neighborhood when Miss Grace Holland, a
yellow-haired, blue-eyed, very handsome and well educated young lady
from Louisville, Kentucky, came to spend the summer with Parson Holland,
our preacher, and the young woman's uncle. Kentucky girls are all sweet.
My wife was a Kentucky girl. All the young men fell in love with Miss
Holland right away, but it was of no use to them. Blodgett, in the
language of your fast youngsters, "shied his castor into the ring," and
what was there left for the others but to stand by and see the glory of
the pedagogue during the season of his wooing? It would have done your
eyes good to see the pedagogue "slick himself up" each Saturday evening
preparatory to visiting the parson's. He went into the details of the
toilette with an enthusiasm worthy a better result. Ordinarily he was
ostentatiously pious and grave, but now his nature began to slip its
bark and disclose an inner rind of real mirthfulness, which made him
quite pleasant company for Miss Holland, who, though a mere girl, was
sensible and old enough to enjoy the many marked peculiarities of the
pedagogue.
On Blodgett's side it was love--just the blindest, craziest kind of
love, at first sight. As to Miss Holland, I cannot say. One never can
precisely say as to a woman; guessing at a woman's feelings, in matters
of love, is a little like wondering which makes the music, a boy's mouth
or the jewsharp--a doubtful affair.
Great events never come singly. When it rains it pours. If you have seen
a bear, every stump is a bear. A few days after the advent of Miss
Holland came a pop-eyed, nervous, witty little fellow with a hand press,
and started a weekly paper in our village. A newspaper in town! It was
startling.
Blodgett from the first seemed not to relish the innovation, but public
sentiment had set in too strongly in its favor for him to jeopardize his
reputation by any serious denunciations. A real live paper in our midst
was no small matter. Everybody subscribed, and so did Blodgett.
It did, formerly, require a little brains to run a newspaper, and in
those days an editor was looked upon as nearly or quite as learned and
intelligent as a pedagogue; but everybody, however ignorant himself,
could not fail to see that one represented progress, the other
conservatism, and formerly most persons were Ultra-Conservatives. This,
of course, gave the pedagogue a considerable advantage.
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