Of course Blodgett and the editor soon became acquainted. The latter, a
dapper Yankee, full of "get-up-and-snap," and alert to make way for his
paper, measured the pedagogue at a glance, seeing at once that a big
bulk of strong sense and a will like iron were enwrapped in the stalwart
Hoosier's brain. One of two things must be done. Blodgett must be
vanquished or his influence secured. He must be prevailed on to endorse
the _Star_ (the new paper), or the _Star_ must attack and destroy him at
once.
Meantime the pedagogue grimly waited for an opportunity to demolish the
editor. The big Hoosier had no thought of compromise or currying favor.
He would sacrifice the little sleek, stuck-up, big-headed, pop-eyed,
Roman-nosed Yankee between his thumb nails as he would a flea. Blodgett
was a predestinarian of the old school, and was firmly imbedded in the
belief that from all eternity it had been fore-ordained that he was to
attend to just such fellows as the editor.
Still, the little lady from Louisville took up so much of his time, and
so distracted his mind, that no well laid plan of attack could be
matured by the pedagogue. But when nations wish to fight it is easy to
find a pretext for war. So with individuals. So with the editor and
Blodgett. They soon came to open hostilities and raised the black flag.
What an uproar it did make in the county!
This war seemed to come about quite naturally. It had its beginning in a
debating society, where Blodgett and the editor were leading
antagonists. The question debated was, "Which has done more for the
cause of human liberty, Napoleon or Wellington?"
Two village men and two countrymen were the jury to decide which side
offered the best argument. The jury was out all night and finally
returned a split verdict, two of them standing for Blodgett and two for
the editor. Of course it was town against country--the villagers for the
editor, the country folk for the pedagogue.
"Huzza for the little editor!" cried the town people.
"'Rah for Blodgett!" bawled the lusty country folk.
The matter quickly came to blows at certain parts of the room. Jim
Dowder caught Phil Gates by the hair and snatched him over two seats.
Sarah Jane Beaver hit Martha Ann Randall in the mouth with a reticule
full of hazel nuts. Farmer Heath choked store-keeper Jones till his face
was as blue as moderate-like indigo. Old Mrs. Baber pulled off Granny
Logan's wig and threw it at 'Squire Hank. But Pete Develin wound the
thing up with a most disgraceful feat. He seized a bucket half full of
water and deliberately poured it right on top of the editor's head.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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