He did not forget it, however. He went; without pointing out to her the
exact spot so vulnerable to his logical arrows, he told her in a
confidential and confident way that his next letter would certainly make
an end of the editor. He told her that, at last, he had the shallow
puppy where he could expose him thoroughly. Of course Miss Holland was
curious to know more, but, with a grim smile, Blodgett shook his head,
saying that to insure utter victory he must keep his own counsel.
The next day, though the Sabbath, was spent by the pedagogue writing his
crusher for the _Star_. He wrote it and re-wrote it, over and over
again. He almost ruined a Latin grammar and the afore-mentioned lexicon.
He worked till far in the night, revising and elaborating. His gray eyes
burned like live coals--his jaws were set for victory.
That week was one of intense excitement all over the county, for somehow
it had come generally to be understood that the pedagogue's forthcoming
essay was to completely defeat and disgrace the editor. Work, for the
time, was mostly suspended. The school children did about as they
pleased, so that they were careful not to break rudely in upon
Blodgett's meditations.
On the day of its issue the _Star_ was in great demand. For several
hours the office was crowded with eager subscribers, hungry for a copy.
The 'Squire and two constables had some trouble to keep down a genuine
riot.
The following is an exact copy of Blodgett's great essay:
MR. EDITOR--SIR: This, for two reasons, is my last article for
your journal. Firstly: My time and the exigencies of my
profession will not permit me to further pursue a discussion
which, on your part, has degenerated into the merest twaddle.
Secondly: It only needs, at my hands, an exposition of the
false and fraudulent claims you make to classical attainments,
to entirely annihilate your unsubstantial and wholly undeserved
popularity in this community, and to send you back to peddling
your bass wood hams and maple nutmegs. In order to put on a
false show of erudition, you lug into your last article a
familiar Latin sentence. Now, sir, if you had sensibly foregone
any attempt at translation, you might, possibly, have made some
one think you knew a shade more than a horse; but "whom the
gods would destroy they first make mad."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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