This was the beginning of trouble and fun. Some lawsuits grew out of it
and some hard fisticuffs. All the country-folk sided with Blodgett--the
towns-folk with the editor. The _Star_ began to get dim, but the editor,
shrewd dog, when he saw how things were turning, at once took up the
question of Napoleon _vs._ Wellington in his journal, kindly and
condescendingly offering his columns to Blodgett for the discussion.
The pedagogue foolishly accepted the challenge, and thus laid the
stones upon which he was to fall. So the antagonists sharpened their
goose quills and went at it. In sporting circles the proverb runs: never
bet on a man's own trick. Blodgett ought to have known better than to go
to the editor's own ground to fight.
I have always suspected that Miss Holland did much to shear our Samson
of his strength. She certainly did, wittingly or unwittingly, occupy too
much of his time and thought. Poor fellow! he would have given his life
for her. He often looked at her, with his head turned a little one side,
sadly, thoughtfully, as I have seen a terrier look at a rat hole, as
though he half expected disappointment.
The battle in the _Star_ began in very earnest. It was a harvest for the
shrewd journalist. Everybody took the _Star_ while the discussion was
going on. Everybody took sides, everybody got mad, and almost everybody
fought more or less. Even Parson Holland and the village preacher had
high words and ceased to recognize each other. As for the young lady
from Louisville, she had little to say about the discussion, though
Blodgett always read to her each one of his articles first in MS. and
then in the _Star_ after it was printed.
Well, finally, in the very height of the war of words, the editor, in
one of his articles, indulged in Latin. As you are aware, when an editor
gets right down to pan-rock Latin, it's a sure sign he's after somebody.
This instance was no exception to the general rule. He was baiting for
the pedagogue. The pedagogue swallowed hook and all.
"_Nil de mortuis nisi bonum_," said the editor, "is my motto, which may
be freely translated: 'If you can't say something good of the dead, keep
your tarnal mouth shut about them!'"
Blodgett started as he read this, and for a full minute thereafter gazed
steadily and inquiringly on vacancy. At length his great bony right hand
opened slowly, then quickly shut like a vice.
"I have him! I have him!" he muttered in a murderous tone, "I'll crush
him to impalpable dust!" He forthwith went for a small Latin lexicon and
began busily searching its pages. It was Saturday evening, and so busily
did he labor at what was on his mind, he came near forgetting his
regular weekly visit to Miss Holland.
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