Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20Mulford, Clarence Edward
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Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Well, suppose he has?” Responded Red. “I don't reckon she'll stampede
his gun-play none.
“Yu don't reckon, eh?” Queried Buck with much irony. “No, an' that's
what's th' matter with yu. Why, do yu expect to see him to-morrow? Yu
won't if I knows him an' I reckon I do. Nope, he'll be follerin' her all
around.”
“He's got sand to burn,” remarked Red in awe. “Wonder how he got to know
her?”
“Yu can gamble she did th' introducing part--he ain't got th' nerve to
do it himself. He saved her life, or she thinks he did, or some romantic
nonsense like that. So yu better go around an' get him away, an' keep
him away, too.”
“Who, me?” Inquired Red in indignation. “Me go around an' tote him off?
I ain't no wagon: yu go, or send Johnny.”
“Johnny would say something real pert an' get knocked into th' middle
of next week for it. He won't do, so I reckon yu better go yoreself,”
responded Buck, smiling broadly and moving off.
“Hey, yu! Wait a minute!” cried Red in consternation. Buck paused and
Red groped for an excuse: “Why don't you send Billy?” He blurted in
desperation.
The foreman's smile assumed alarming proportions and he slapped his
thigh in joy: “Good boy!” he laughed. “Billy's th' man--good Lord, but
won't he give Cupid cold feet! Rustle around an' send th' pessimistic
soul to me.”
Red, grinning and happy, rapidly visited door after door, shouted, “Hey,
Billy!” and proceeded to the next one. He was getting pugnacious at
his lack of success when he espied Mr. Billy Williams tacking along the
accidental street as if he owned it. Mr. Williams was executing fancy
steps and was trying to sing many songs at once.
Red stopped and grabbed his bibulous friend as that person veered to
starboard: “Yore a peach of a life-preserver, yu are!” he exclaimed.
Billy balanced himself, swayed back and forth and frowned his
displeasure at this unwarranted action: “I ain't no wife-deserter!” he
shouted. “Unrope me an' give me th' trail! No tenderfoot can ride me!”
Then he recognized his friend and grinned joyously: “Shore I will, but
only one. Jus' one more, jus' one more. Yu see, m'friend, it was all
Jimmy's fault. He--”
Red secured a chancery hold and dragged his wailing and remonstrating
friend to Buck, who frowned with displeasure.
“This yere,” said Red in belligerent disgust, “is th' dod-blasted hero
what's a-goin' to save Hopalong from a mournful future. What are we
a-goin' to do?”
Buck slipped the Colt's from Billy's holster and yanked the erring one
to his feet: “Fill him full of sweet oil, source him in th' trough, walk
him around for awhile an' see what it does,” he ordered.
Two hours later Billy walked up to his foreman and weakly asked what was
wanted. He looked as though he had just been released from a six-months'
stay in a hospital.
“Yu go over to th' hotel an' find Hopalong,” said the foreman sternly.
“Stay with him all th' time, for there is a plot on foot to wing him on
th' sly. If yu ain't mighty spry he'll be dead by night.”
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