Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20Mulford, Clarence Edward
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Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Did I! Well, me an' Aristotle prospected all through that country till
he got so locoed I had to watch him fer fear he'd blow us both up. He
greased th' fryin' pan with dynamite one night, an' we shore had to eat
jerked meat an' canned stuff all th' rest of that trip. What made yu
ask? Is he comin' up too?”
“No, I reckons not. Jimmy, th' bartender, said that he cashed in up
at Laramie. Wasn't he th' cuss that built that boat out there on th'
Arizona desert because he was scared that a flood might come? Th' sun
shore warped that punt till it wasn't even good for a hencoop.”
“Nope. That was Sister--Annie Tompkins. He was purty near as bad as
Aristotle, though. He roped a puma up on th' Sacramentos, an' didn't
punch no more fer three weeks. Well, here comes my pardner an' I reckons
I'll amble right along. If yu needs any referee or a side pardner in any
ruction yu has only got to warble up my way. So long.”
The next ten days passed quietly, and on the afternoon of the eleventh
Hopalong's miner friend paid him a visit.
“Jake recommends yore peaches,” he laughed as he shook Hopalong's hand.
“He says yu boosted another of that crowd. That bein' so I thought I
would drop in an' say that they're comin' after yu to-night, shore. Just
heard of it from yore friend Jimmy. Yu can count on us when th' rush
comes. But why didn't yu say yu was a pard of Buck Peters'? Me an' him
used to shoot up Laramie together. From what yore friend James says, yu
can handle this gang by yore lonesome, but if yu needs any encouragement
yu make some sign an' we'll help th' event along some. They's eight of
us that'll be waitin' up to get th' returns an' we're shore goin' to be
in range.”
“Gee, it's nice to run across a friend of Buck's! Ain't he a
son-of-a-gun?” Asked Hopalong, delighted at the news. Then, without
waiting for a reply, he went on: “Yore shore square, all right, an' I
hates to refuse yore offer, but I got eighteen friends comin' up an'
they ought to get here by tomorrow. Yu tell Jimmy to head them this way
when they shows up an' I'll have th' claim for them. There ain't no
use of yu fellers gettin' mixed up in this. Th' bunch that's comin' can
clean out any gang this side of sunup, an' I expects they'll shore be
anxious to begin when they finds me eatin' peaches an' wastin' my time
shootin' bums. Yu pass th' word along to yore friends, an' tell them to
lay low an' see th' Arory Boerallis hit this town with its tail up. Tell
Jimmy to do it up good when he speaks about me holdin' th' claim--I likes
to see Buck an' Red fight when they're good an' mad.”
The miner laughed and slapped Hopalong on the shoulder. “Yore all right,
youngster! Yore just like Buck was at yore age. Say now, I reckons he
wasn't a reg'lar terror on wheels! Why, I've seen him do more foolish
things than any man I knows of, an' I calculate that if Buck pals
with yu there ain't no water in yore sand. My name's Tom Halloway,” he
suggested.
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