Hopes and Fears: or, scenes from the life of a spinsterYonge, Charlotte M. (Charlotte Mary)
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Hopes and Fears: or, scenes from the life of a spinster
Yonge, Charlotte M. (Charlotte Mary)
England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
'Pretty chivalry to come and spy and beset ladies alone.'
'He has not beset us yet. Don't flatter yourself!'
'What do you mean by that, Horatia?'
'Do you want to try your pistols on me? The waiter could show us the way
to the Fifteen Acres, only you see it is Sunday.'
'I want,' said Lucy, all tragedy and no comedy, 'to know why you talk of
my _flattering_ myself that I am insulted, and my plans upset.'
'Why?' said Rashe, a little sneeringly. 'Why, a little professed beauty
like you would be so disappointed not to be pursued, that she is obliged
to be always seeing phantoms that give her no peace.'
'Thank you,' coolly returned Cilly. 'Very well, I'll say no more about
it, but if I find that man to be in Ireland, the same day I go home!'
Horatia gave a loud, long, provoking laugh. Lucilla felt it was for her
dignity to let the subject drop, and betook herself to the only volumes
attainable, Bradshaw and her book of flies; while Miss Charteris repaired
to the window to investigate for herself the question of the pursuer, and
made enlivening remarks on the two congregations, the one returning from
mass, the other going to church, but these were not appreciated. It
seemed as though the young ladies had but one set of spirits between
them, which were gained by the one as soon as lost by the other.
It was rather a dull day. Fast as they were, the two girls shrank from
rambling alone in streets thronged with figures that they associated with
ruffianly destitution. Sunday had brought all to light, and the large
handsome streets were beset with barefooted children, elf-locked women,
and lounging, beetle-browed men, such as Lucy had only seen in the
purlieus of Whittingtonia, in alleys looked into, but never entered by
the civilized. In reality 'rich and rare' was so true that they might
have walked there more secure from insult than in many better regulated
regions, but it was difficult to believe so, especially in attire then so
novel as to be very remarkable, and the absence of protection lost its
charm when there was no one to admire the bravado.
She did her best to embalm it for future appreciation by journalizing,
making the voyage out a far better joke than she had found it, and
describing the inside car in the true style of the facetious traveller.
Nothing so drives away fun as the desire to be funny, and she began to
grow weary of her work, and disgusted at her own lumbering attempts at
pen-and-ink mirth; but they sufficed to make Rashe laugh, they would be
quite good enough for Lord William, would grievously annoy Honora
Charlecote, would be mentioned in all the periodicals, and give them the
name of the Angel Anglers all the next season. Was not that enough to go
to Ireland and write a witty tour for?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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