Didactic fiction; Men -- United States -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Another guest now appeared--Mrs. Kip. For Mrs. Franklin had invited them
all to lunch before the jessamine hunt, which had been appointed for
that afternoon. As it happened, Mrs. Kip's first question also was, "How
is Miss Mackintosh?"
"Unchanged. At least, she treats _me_ with the same contumely," answered
the clergyman.
"If you indulge yourself with such words as 'contumely,' Mr. Hill,
people will call you affected," said Dolly, in humorous warning.
"Now, Dolly, don't say that," interposed Mrs. Kip. "For unusual words
are full of dignity. I don't know what I wouldn't give if _I_ could
bring in, just naturally and easily, when I am talking, such a word, for
instance, as jejune! And for clergymen it is especially distinguished.
Though there is _one_ clerical word, Mr. Hill, that I do think might be
altered, and that is closet. Why should we always be told to meditate in
our closets? Generally there is no room for a chair; so all one can
think of is people sitting on the floor among the shoes."
Every one laughed. Mrs. Kip, however, had made her remark in perfect
good faith.
The entrance of Walter Willoughby completed the party, and lunch was
announced. When the meal was over, and they came back to the parlor,
they found Felicite in waiting with Petie Trone, Esq. Felicite, a French
woman with a trim waist and large eyes, always looked as though she
would like to be wicked. In reality, however, she was harmless, for one
insatiable ambition within her swallowed up all else, namely, the
ambition not to be middle-aged. As she was forty-eight, the struggle
took all her time. "I bring to madame le petit trone for his promenade,"
she said, as, after a respectful salutation to the company, she detached
the leader from the dog's collar.
"Must that fat little wretch go with us?" Chase inquired, after the maid
had departed.
For answer, Ruth took up Mr. Trone and deposited him on her husband's
knee. "Yes; and you are to see to him."
"Is the squirrel down here too?" inquired Walter. "I haven't seen him."
"Robert the Squirrel--" began Chase, with his hands in his trousers
pockets; then he paused. "That's just like Robert the Devil, isn't it? I
mean an opera, ma'am, of that name that they were giving in New York
last winter," he explained to Mrs. Franklin, so that she should not
think he was swearing.
"Robert the Devil will do excellently well as a nickname for Bob," said
Dolly. "It's the best he has had."
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