Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His LettersWalpole, Horace
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Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His Letters
Walpole, Horace
Walpole, Horace, 1717-1797 -- Correspondence
“I have received a letter to-day from Sir Horace Mann, who
tells me the Great-Duke has been making _wondrous improvements_
at Florence. He has made a passage through the Tribune, and
built a brave new French room of stucco in white and gold,
and placed the Niobe in it; but as everybody is tired of her
telling her old story, she and all the Master and Miss Niobes
are orderly disposed round the chamber, and if anybody asks
who they are, I suppose they answer, Francis Charles Ferdinand
Ignatius Neopomucenus, or Maria Theresa Christina Beatrice,
etc. Well, Madam, have I any cause to sigh that the pictures at
Houghton are transported to the North Pole, if the Tribune at
Florence is demolished by Vandals, and Niobe and her progeny
dance a _cotillon_? O sublunary grandeur, short-lived as a
butterfly! We smile at a clown who graves the initials of his
name, or the shape of his shoe, on the leads of a church, in
hopes of being remembered, and yet he is as much known as king
I don’t know whom, who built the Pyramids to eternise his
memory. Methinks Anacreon was the only sensible philosopher.
If I loved wine, and should look well in a chaplet of roses,
I would crown myself with flowers, and go tipsy to bed every
night _sans souci_.
“July 25, 1781.
“Poor human nature, what a contradiction it is! to-day it is
all rheumatism and morality, and sits with a death’s head
before it: to-morrow it is dancing!--Oh! my Lady, my Lady,
what will you say, when the next thing you hear of me after
my last letter is, that I have danced three country-dances
with a whole set, forty years younger than myself! Shall not
you think I have been chopped to shreds and boiled in Medea’s
kettle? Shall not you expect to see a print of Vestris teaching
me?--and Lord Brudenell dying with envy? You may stare with all
your expressive eyes, yet the fact is true. Danced--I do not
absolutely say, _danced_--but I swam down three dances very
gracefully, with the air that was so much in fashion after
the battle of Oudenarde, and that was still taught when I was
fifteen, and that I remember General Churchill practising
before a glass in a gouty shoe.
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