Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His LettersWalpole, Horace
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Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His Letters
Walpole, Horace
Walpole, Horace, 1717-1797 -- Correspondence
“The decree[88] you sent me against high heads diverted me.
It is as necessary here, but would not have such expeditious
effect. The Queen has never admitted feathers at Court; but,
though the nation has grown excellent courtiers, Fashion
remained in opposition, and not a plume less was worn anywhere
else. Some centuries ago, the Clergy preached against monstrous
head-dresses; but Religion had no more power than our Queen. It
is better to leave the Mode to its own vagaries; if she is not
contradicted, she seldom remains long in the same mood. She is
very despotic; but, though her reign is endless, her laws are
repealed as fast as made.”
The frequency of highway robberies only a century ago sounds surprising
to the present generation. Horace recounts to Lady Ossory an adventure
of this kind which befell him and his friend and neighbour, Lady
Browne, in the autumn of this jovial 1781:
“The night I had the honour of writing to your Ladyship last, I
was robbed--and, as if I were a sovereign or a nation, have had
a discussion ever since whether it was not a _neighbour_ who
robbed me--and should it come to the ears of the newspapers, it
might produce as ingenious a controversy amongst our anonymous
wits as any of the noble topics I have been mentioning.
_Voici le fait._ Lady Browne and I were, as usual, going to
the Duchess of Montrose at seven o’clock. The evening was
very dark. In the close lane under her park-pale, and within
twenty yards of the gate, a black figure on horseback pushed
by between the chaise and the hedge on my side. I suspected
it was a highwayman, and so I found did Lady Browne, for she
was speaking and stopped. To divert her fears, I was just
going to say, Is not that the apothecary going to the Duchess?
when I heard a voice cry ‘Stop!’ and the figure came back to
the chaise. I had the presence of mind, before I let down the
glass, to take out my watch and stuff it within my waistcoat
under my arm. He said, ‘Your purses and watches!’ I replied,
‘I have no watch.’ ‘Then your purse!’ I gave it to him; it
had nine guineas. It was so dark that I could not see his
hand, but felt him take it. He then asked for Lady Browne’s
purse, and said, ‘Don’t be frightened; I will not hurt you.’
I said, ‘No; you won’t frighten the lady?’ He replied, ‘No; I
give you my word I will do you no hurt.’ Lady Browne gave him
her purse, and was going to add her watch, but he said, ‘I am
much obliged to you! I wish you good-night!’ pulled off his
hat, and rode away. ‘Well,’ said I, ‘Lady Browne, you will
not be afraid of being robbed another time, for you see there
is nothing in it.’ ‘Oh! but I am,’ said she, ‘and now I am in
terrors lest he should return, for I have given him a purse
with only bad money that I carry on purpose.’ ‘He certainly
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