Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His LettersWalpole, Horace
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Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His Letters
Walpole, Horace
Walpole, Horace, 1717-1797 -- Correspondence
“Your two letters flew here together in a breath. I shall
answer the article of business first. I could certainly buy
many things for you here, that you would like, the reliques
of the last age’s magnificence; but since my Lady Holdernesse
invaded the Custom-House with an hundred and fourteen gowns,
in the reign of that two-penny monarch George Grenville, the
ports are so guarded, that not a soul but a smuggler can
smuggle anything into England; and I suppose you would not care
to pay seventy-five per cent. on second-hand commodities. All
I transported three years ago, was conveyed under the canon
of the Duke of Richmond. I have no interest in our present
representative; nor if I had, is he returning. Plate, of all
earthly vanities, is the most impassable: it is not counterband
in its metallic capacity, but totally so in its personal;
and the officers of the Custom-House not being philosophers
enough to separate the substance from the superficies, brutally
hammer both to pieces, and return you--only the intrinsic; a
compensation which you, who are no member of Parliament, would
not, I trow, be satisfied with. Thus I doubt you must retrench
your generosity to yourself, unless you can contract it into
an Elzevir size, and be content with anything one can bring in
one’s pocket.
“My dear old friend was charmed with your mention of her,
and made me vow to return you a thousand compliments. She
cannot conceive why you will not step hither. Feeling in
herself no difference between the spirits of twenty-three and
seventy-three, she thinks there is no impediment to doing
whatever one will, but the want of eyesight. If she had that,
I am persuaded no consideration would prevent her making me
a visit at Strawberry Hill. She makes songs, sings them, and
remembers all that ever were made; and, having lived from the
most agreeable to the most reasoning age, has all that was
amiable in the last, all that is sensible in this, without the
vanity of the former, or the pedant impertinence of the latter.
I have heard her dispute with all sorts of people, on all sorts
of subjects, and never knew her in the wrong. She humbles the
learned, sets right their disciples, and finds conversation
for everybody. Affectionate as Madame de Sévigné, she has none
of her prejudices, but a more universal taste; and, with the
most delicate frame, her spirits hurry her through a life of
fatigue that would kill me, if I was to continue here. If we
return by one in the morning from suppers in the country, she
proposes driving to the Boulevard or to the Foire St. Ovide,
because it is too early to go to bed. I had great difficulty
last night to persuade her, though she was not well, not to
sit up till between two and three for the comet; for which
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