Hot corn: Life Scenes in New York IllustratedRobinson, Solon
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Hot corn: Life Scenes in New York Illustrated
Robinson, Solon
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Temperance -- Fiction
Marriage, death, bankruptcy, poverty, sin, and, finally, "plucked like a
brand from the burning," are the contents, the introduction, and
peroration, of this chapter. If you are satisfied at a glance, you can
pass on, the filling up, is but the shading of the sketch. But if you
are curious to know who marries, who dies, and who does worse--read.
"It is but a step from the palace to the tomb," yet the road sometimes
seems a long and dreary one, leading through strange, dark places.
I have come to the conclusion, that lovers of romance, and those who
cater for them, writing tales of fiction, have mistaken their vocation.
Let them gather up and detail a few of the incidents of real Life Scenes
as they occur, and there will be no occasion for fiction. So let us on
with our narration of events.
Mr. Morgan was a merchant, wealthy as Croesus, perhaps more so; and he
had more need to be, for he lived "up town," in "up town" style. The
simple interest upon the cost of his house and furniture was seven
thousand dollars a year, and his annual expenses double that sum.
Of course his daughters had never taken a stitch in their lives. They
had been to school, where nothing useful is taught; and learned what is
called music, and could waltz to perfection. Walter, had been to
college. What had he learnt? To drink a bottle of wine every day after
dinner, and "fill up," with mint juleps, sherry coblers, and brandy
smashes, the intermediate time. Not one useful thing had either of them
been taught, not one lesson in the art of self-support; all was
self-indulgence. They laughed, or would have laughed at the idea, if any
one had dared to mention it, that the time would ever come, that they
would have occasion to lift a hand to procure their own bread.
It is a bad school--it has many scholars.
Mr. Morgan came home one day in unusual glee; he was naturally a stern
man. He had heard of the very successful voyage of the Matilda--named
after his daughter--to China, where she would load with teas and silks
for a home voyage. She was insured in a very rich London office. Some of
his cautious friends advised him to "hedge," by insuring also in other
offices; he had never met with a single loss in his life; he had often
been his own insurer, and took about half the value of the Matilda now
on his own insurance book, which showed a great many thousand dollars in
his favor.
"Yes," said a Paul Pry, of my acquaintance, "more thousands than he is
now worth, if his debts were paid."
Who believed it? Not the banks, which loaned him any amount he desired.
Not the wife, and son, and daughters, for that stern husband and father
never told them of his business.
"That is my business," was the cut-off valve which always shut down upon
every question as certain as that of the steam engine at the point where
it must change the motion.
After dinner and the second bottle, the family were startled by the
sudden announcement he made for to-morrow.
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