How he won herSouthworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
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How he won her
Southworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
American fiction -- 19th century
“Never mind their being _insecty_, Billingcoo. There are worse
misfortunes at sea,” repeated Allison.
While the miserable youth was investing his dainty person in these
revolting garments, there was a shout among the guerrillas near, and one
of them exclaimed:
“There is another fellow who hasn’t peeled himself, Captain!”
Mutchison turned and saw little Mim standing at the foot of the great
pine tree where Elfie had ordered him to remain, for this champion would
no more have disobeyed his queen than would the renowned Knight of La
Mancha the fair lady of Toboso.
“Oh, my plucky pigmy! Let him alone, I say! I won’t have him touched! He
deserves to keep his clean clothes for showing so much spirit. And dash
me if I don’t hang the first man that lays a finger on him!” roared the
giant.
Then turning about, he shouted, until his voice reached the other end of
the wood:
“HOI! Carter! Gates! march the ladies back again! We’re dressed to
receive them!”
And as the young ladies, driven before the fixed bayonets of the two
guerrillas, approached the scene, they gazed upon their late companions
with ludicrous consternation.
Scarcely a gentleman of the party was recognizable. All were in rags
that hung about them in shreds like strings, fringes, tags—anything but
clothes. Some had hats with a rim, but no crown, others crowns, but no
rim; no one had a whole tile, and even those who were favored with half
a one had no shoes, and those who had shoes had no hats. Some had
trousers whose ragged legs dangled just below their knees, but no coats;
others had apologies for coats, but nether garments of which the less
said the better. And all pervaded with an atmosphere that would have
driven away any set of ladies not marched in at the point of the
bayonet.
Some of these victims shrunk out of sight in the crowd, as their fair
friends drew near; others turned the mischance into a joke. Poor
Billingcoo, who was in the worst plight of all, because he had had the
last pickings of the rags, tried to hide himself from Elfie’s laughing
eyes, but could not succeed.
“Oh, Mith Fielding,” he cried, with the tears running down his face,
“don’t look at me! Turn away your eyeth, for they break my heart!”
At this Elfie burst into an irrepressible fit of laughter, in which she
was joined by all her companions, whose sense of the ludicrous, for the
time being, overcame their terrors.
“Oh, grandma! thee how they laugh at me! And who can blame them? for
only thee what a guy fox the wretcheth have made of me!” wept
Billingcoo.
“Don’t be a simpleton, Lew. And don’t call bad names. Thank Providence
that you’ve saved your life with the loss of your clothes,” said the old
lady.
Here the voice of Mutchison roared above all other noises:
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