How to analyze people on sight through the science of human analysis : $b the five human typesBenedict, Elsie Lincoln
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How to analyze people on sight through the science of human analysis : $b the five human types
Benedict, Elsie Lincoln
Characters and characteristics
¶ If you are inclined to take your pleasure out in cerebrating instead
of creating; if it suffices you to see a thing in your imagination
whether it ever comes to pass or not, you are at a decided disadvantage
in this hustling world; and you will never be a success.
Pitfalls for the Doer
¶ On the other hand if you are content to do what other men dream about
and never have dreams of your own you will probably always have a berth
but will never have a million. You will exist but you will never know
what it is to live.
The Hungry Philosopher
¶ The extreme Cerebral can sit on a park bench with an empty purse and
an empty stomach and get as much pleasure out of reflecting on the
"whichness of the what and the whitherness of the wherefore" as an
Alimentive gets out of a planked steak. Needless to say, each is an
enigma to the other. Yet most people imagine that because both are human
and both walk on their hind legs they are alike. They are no more alike
than a cow and a canary.
His Frail Body
¶ The extreme Cerebral type finds it difficult to do things because, as
we have seen, he is deficient in muscle--one of the vital elements upon
which activity and accomplishment are based. This type has little
muscle, little bone, and little fat.
Deficient in "Horse Power"
¶ He is not inactive for the same reason that the Alimentive is; his
stomach processes do not slow him down. But his muscles are so
undeveloped that he has little inward urge toward activity and little
force back of his movements. His heart and lungs are small, so that he
also lacks "steam" and "horse power."
He prefers to sit rather than to move, exactly as the Muscular prefers
to be "up and doing" rather than to sit still.
The Man of Futile Movements
¶ Did you ever look on while a pure Cerebral man tried to move a kitchen
stove? Ever ask the dreamer in your house to bring down a trunk from the
attic?
Will you ever forget the almost human perversity with which that stove
and that trunk resisted him; or how amusing it looked to see a grown man
outwitted at every turn by an inert mass?
"I have carried on a life-long feud with inanimate things," a pure
Cerebral friend remarked to us recently. "I have a fight on my hands
every time I attempt to use a pair of scissors, a knife and fork, a
hammer or a collar button."
His Jerky Walk
¶ Because he is short the Cerebral takes short steps. Because he lacks
muscle he lacks a powerful stride. As a result he has a walk that is
irregular and sometimes jerky.
When he walks slowly this jerk is not apparent, but when hurried it is
quite noticeable.
Is Lost in Chairs
¶ The Cerebral gets lost in the same chair that is itself lost under the
large, spreading Osseous; and for the same reason. Built for the
average, chairs are as much too large for the Cerebral as they are too
small for the big bony man. So the Cerebral's legs dangle and his arms
don't reach.
Dislikes Social Life
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