Hugh Wynne, Free Quaker: Sometime Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel on the Staff of his Excellency General WashingtonMitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
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Hugh Wynne, Free Quaker: Sometime Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel on the Staff of his Excellency General Washington
Mitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
Quakers -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783 -- Fiction
What with his evident desire to be friendly, and the wine I was taking,
I fell an easy prey to one who rarely failed to please when he was so
minded. Too well amused to reflect that the hours were swiftly passing,
I sat, taking glass after glass mechanically. As the night went on we
had more punch, and the dice began to rattle on the tables, despite the
landlord’s remonstrance, who feared to fall into the hands of the
law and lose his licence. But a lively major called out that here
was licence enough, and hustled him out of the room, calling for more
rum-punch, and stronger.
Meanwhile the smoke grew thick and thicker. Here and there a song broke
out, and the clink of coin and the rattle of dice went on. Then, when at
last Montresor came to our table and said he was going, and would I come
too, I rose, and, bidding my kinsman good-by, went with the captain. I
heard him swear as he found the door locked. No one seemed to know who
had the key, and as for me, not ill-pleased, and past feeling regret, I
turned back and stood over a table where some officers were throwing a
main.
Then I saw in a corner a poor fellow who used to be an usher at the
academy, and who, having taken to drink, had lost his place. Now he was
a sort of servitor in the coffee-house, and had gotten locked up in the
room and could not escape. He had taken refuge in a corner at a deserted
table, and, sitting unnoticed, was solacing himself with what was left
of a bowl of punch. A sense of not altogether maudlin pity came upon me,
and I went over and sat down beside him. No one took any heed of us.
The air was heavy with pipe-smoke, oaths, mad catches of song, clink of
glasses, and rattle of dice noisily cast, with here and there a toast
cried; so that it was hard to see for the smoke, or to hear a man speak.
“Why, Savoy! How earnest thou here?” I said.
“The devil fetched me, I guess.”
He was far gone in liquor. “I am like Mr. Sterne’s starling: ‘I can’t
get out.’ Ever read Mr. Sterne’s--what is it?--oh, his ‘Sentimental
Journey’?”
Here was one worse than I, and I felt inclined to use what Friends call
a precious occasion, a way being opened.
“This is a sad business, Savoy,” I said.
“Dre’ful,” he returned. “_Facilis descensus taverni._ No use to talk to
me. I am tired of life. I am going to die. Some men shoot themselves,
some like the rope, and some cold water. You know what Bishop
what’s-his-name--I mean Jeremy Taylor--says about ways to die:
‘None please me.’ But drink is the best. I mean to drink myself
dead--dead--d--dead,” and here he fell on to my shoulder. Letting him
down easily, I loosed his neckerchief, and stood beside him, pitiful and
shocked. Then in a moment I felt that I was drunk. The room whirled, and
with an effort I got to the open window, stumbling over legs of men, who
looked up from their cards and cursed me.
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