To Billy--quite as much on account of his shining prominence in the
executive faculties as of his character as host--was committed the duty
of counting out the first person to be sent into the hall. There were so
many of us that "Aina-maina-mona-mike" would not go quite round; but,
with that promptness of expedience which belongs to genius, Billy
instantly added on, "Intery-mintery-cutery-corn," and the last word of
the cabalistic formula fell upon me--Edward Balbus. I disappeared into
the entry amidst peals of happy laughter from both old and young,
calling, when the door opened again to ask me whom I wanted, for the
pretty lisping flirt who had proposed the game. After giving me a
coquettish little chirrup of a kiss, and telling me my beard scratched,
she bade me, on my return, send out to her "Mithter Billy Lovegrove." I
obeyed her; my youngest nephew retired; and after a couple of seconds,
during which Tilly undoubtedly got what she proposed the game for, Billy
being a great favorite with the little girls, she came back, pouting and
blushing, to announce that he wanted Miss Pilgrim. That young lady
showed no mock-modesty, but arose at once, and laughingly went out to
her youthful admirer, who, as I afterward learned, embraced her
ardently, and told her he loved her better than any girl in the world.
As he turned to go back, she told him that he might send to her one of
her juvenile cousins, Reginald Rumbullion. Now, whether because on this
youthful Rumbullion's account Billy had suffered the pangs of that most
terrible passion, jealousy, or from his natural enjoyment of playing
practical jokes destructive of all dignity in his elders, Billy marched
into the room, and, having shut the door behind him, paralyzed the
crowded parlor by an announcement that Mr. Daniel Lovegrove was wanted.
I was standing at his side, and could feel him tremble,--see him turn
pale.
"Dear me!" he whispered, in a choking voice; "can she mean me?"
"Of course she does," said I. "Who else? Do you hesitate? Surely you
can't refuse such an invitation from a lady."
"No, I suppose not," said he, mechanically. And amidst much laughter
from the disinterested, while the faces of Mrs. Rumbullion and his
mother were spectacles of crimson astonishment, he made his exit
from the room. Never in my life did I so much long for that
instrument described by Mr. Samuel Weller,--a pair of patent
double-million-magnifying microscopes of hextry power, to see
through a deal door. Instead of this, I had to learn what happened
only by report.
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